Buyer here, I guess it's a tie between the guy who started a flame war with me because I wouldn't pay him $80 for a pair of ancient 80s sneakers with glue crumbling out of the soles, and the lady who sold me a used sweater that mysteriously disappeared in the mail for multiple months. She tried to blame "the government shutdown", ranted on for a page long email about it, insisted her tracking number was real even though it kept showing the sweater repeatedly traveling between Georgia and LA like a ping pong ball (I am from the Northeast and it should have been at my house within days even at the lowest shipping tier). Finally one night there it was on my front stoop crammed into a too small plastic packet, rumpled up and smelling like weird chemicals, just in time for spring when you don't need to wear a sweater anymore.
Then there's the one who sold me a hair product still full of someone else's hair.
...and the one who tried to get me to buy a several hundred dollar musical instrument sight unseen, refused to post a quick clip of the thing being played...and the other instrument that arrived with a part missing that nobody at the big box chain music store in question apparently noticed before packing it in fifty pounds of bubble insulation
...and the one who cancelled a packet of underwear that was shipped because "it couldn't be shipped" (huh?)
...or the guy who wanted me to buy a double pack of DVDs he was selling and just "throw away the one you don't want"
...and how can I possibly forget the lady who put a religious note into my order of a random yellow shirt, and then wrote that she hopes I'm not offended
Ebay is one wacky place at times.
