Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

[michael_kelly]

His listings were easier to find!!! 🤔😐🙂😀😆😂🤣😂😅😊🙂😐

Once upon a 🕑. In a 🗾 far away, there lived a 👨‍🌾 who had so much 🌽 to 💲that there wasn't enough 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 to buy it all. He tried to 🤔 of a way his 🌽 could been 👀 by more 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦? Then one 🌄 he met a friend, . For a small  listing fee he could sell any thing from 🌽 to 🚽's and  would take care of the rest! Soon sales and profits were 📉 and  the 💰 just kept rolling in! His 🌽 was reaching far lands everywhere, no one was hungry and  everyone left 😊. They all would have lived happily ever after if it were not for those meddling invest🤑r's. 

So the 😊 didn't last long. Soon, 👨‍🌾's 🌽 sales weren't enough for so they needed to accommodate 🏭's with more than just 🌽 to sell! More sales meant more💲for them and would keep the evil invest🤑r's 🙂. Poor 👨‍🌾 no longer felt the or security he once did when the the 🏭's took over and filled the space on 👨‍🌾's own listings too! 👨‍🌾 did all he could but couldn't keep up with the 🏭's sales or the cheaper prices from those other far away 🌍 places.

👨‍🌾went to his old pal  to 🗣 for help but he was met only with 🙉 from his old friend. It was as if he no longer existed and he was no long a part of the once great thing they started together. This made 👨‍🌾 very ☹️. But it was the continued 📈 that made 👨‍🌾 feel 😡. And when 👨‍🌾 was no longer selling any 🌽at all, 👨‍🌾 couldn't understand why? So one day 👨‍🌾 decided to use 's own search engine to fix 👨‍🔧 any problems with his listing. 👨‍🌾 was 🙊 to eventually find his listing ⚰️ in a 🕳 on the very last page of his search! Why would his good friend  put so many irrelevant things like 🎺, ☎️, 📀, even 🚽 on top of a search for 🌽? It made no sense? 

If you were expecting a happy ending, I hate to disappoint. But at least now you know why the 🐤had to cross the road. I like to think after a 🐣 start else where the 👨‍🌾  and the 🐥 both found 😊 and sipping are 🍸together on a  🏖 somewhere in the 🗺!

Moral of the story is: If 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 can't 🙈 what your selling, 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 can't 💲 what your selling.

It's now 🕙 pm, do you know where your listing's are?

[retro_entertainment_collectibles]

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@ckimodog wrote:

@michael_kelly 

Very creative to say the least.  I do hope sales improve for you and all. 

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Soon in the distant future (Yea, that's what I said!) all humanity will speak "eMoGee" as opposed to "iMoGee" and the infamous "eMeGee?"

The success of all three of course is unquestionable... Not up for debate!  DC does this now with the English language so when it becomes pure "MoGee" or "MeGee" what we all can be assured of is we'll be on the side of "OhGee."

[retro_entertainment_collectibles]

 And as the answer of this question so many of us have heard...

"Why did the Chicken cross the road?"

The answer is, "It was Black Friday and Walmart had Keurig Coffee Makers for 70% off."

[stainlessenginecovers]

The only time I see chickens in the road is when they are in a police chase on tv......

[monroe67]

"It's now [clock emoji] pm, do you know where your listing's are?"

Well, it's still the a.m. hours where I live.  
And I know where my selling ID's listings [note: plurals do not use apostrophes] are. 
They're safe on eBay, getting views and watchers.  

So much time you put into this post and it's just the same type of gripe we see day in and day out.