Sellers Rights

[namtrag1]

1)

All sellers should not have to pay for any listings.

2)

All sellers should be guaranteed at least 75 sales per month.

3)

All sellers should be given only positive feedback.

4)

All sellers should have eBay pay for all of their shipping costs

5)

All sellers should not have to offer any return policy

6)

All sellers should not be required to provide any tax id's.

7)

All sellers should be allotted $500 per month for personal expenses.

Together we can make eBay a Great place to sell

[myjunqueyourtreasure]

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@the*dog*ate*my*tablecloth wrote:

I want a puppy and I hate “free” shipping

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I want a kitty and there's no such thing as "free" anything LOL

[gracieallen01]

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@the*dog*ate*my*tablecloth wrote:

I want a puppy and I hate “free” shipping

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Yeah!  Another Great Dane puppy!  They stay puppies for almost 3 years.   By then, one is REALLY glad they have grown up - well, grown out of puppy-hood, at least. 

[mypostingid15]

Add to no. 7

All sellers should be allotted $500 per month for personal expenses. and $2000 for non personal expenses.

[mkwertz1140]

You’re asking for a lot brother, but dream a little dream! (We live in the US and taxes aren’t going away anytime soon) 🤷🏽‍♀️

[mkwertz1140]

Yes! I want a potty trained puppy and free shipping 

[mkwertz1140]

Let’s not limit ourselves to puppies.  Please.

[ebbyisme]

8. every seller should be given a Lama.

9. To cut down on salary, make more profit for eBay - employee salary will be cut by 30% in exchange for the employee being provided free room and board, every seller will be required to give free room and board to a  eBay employee or outsourced CSR.

10.  There will be games and contests every day with lots of winners and all the prizes will be really great.

11. When dealing with Customer service - all CSRs will speak to you as your favorite teacher in grade school, your first love, Santa Claus or a very sexy Betty White..... your choice

[mam98031]

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@southern*sweet*tea wrote:

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@pburn wrote:
(Just tagging on, here. Not directed at you.)

I'll bet this is supposed to be a satirical/joke post. Sometimes jokes just miss their mark.

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Oh, for sure. But far too many people think that way for real.

I guess they think websites create and host themselves for free.

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YES absolutely, which is probably what cause the seller to post the sarcastic thread in the first place.  He or she read one to many threads or posts that put them over the edge.  

[mam98031]

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@gracieallen01 wrote:

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@the*dog*ate*my*tablecloth wrote:

I want a puppy and I hate “free” shipping

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Yeah!  Another Great Dane puppy!  They stay puppies for almost 3 years.   By then, one is REALLY glad they have grown up - well, grown out of puppy-hood, at least. 

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I'll take another pair of these.  First pic was when they were puppies.  Suka up front with the floppy ears and Ohana hiding behind him.  The second pic is of Ohana all grown up.  Unfortunately we lost Suka about a year and a half ago.  We miss our boy.

[wastingtime101]

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@southern*sweet*tea wrote:

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@pburn wrote:
(Just tagging on, here. Not directed at you.)

I'll bet this is supposed to be a satirical/joke post. Sometimes jokes just miss their mark.

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Oh, for sure. But far too many people think that way for real.

I guess they think websites create and host themselves for free.

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Yep - joke or not, that's why I responded the way I did. The first poster always has a complaint thread about lack of sales and blames eBay even though he's been told by many posters that his high prices are the problem.

He also creates a lot of threads then abandons all of them, leading me (for one) to think he's just trolling - he likes to stir the pot then watch it boil over.

[dasarock]

i'd settle for a $5 bill in my pocket that would auto replenish once i removed it, heh, i'd never be broke and could pay for anything that was worth sticking my hand in my pocket 1000 times 😮

[sunny_ell]

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@ebbyisme wrote:

8. every seller should be given a Lama.

Like a Dalai Lama?

10.  There will be games and contests every day with lots of winners and all the prizes will be really great.

Ooh, there already are games every day. Ebay plays them on, I mean with us. And the contest is to figure out WHY! 

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[gracieallen01]

Ahhhhhhh, pretty puppies!  Sorry about Suka. 

I got my first Dane when I was living up on the Hood Canal.  I learned, real quick, not to let him out unattended.  He was a big faun colored Dane and could easily be mistaken for a deer or, when running, mistaken for chasing one.  Either way, I really didn't want him to get shot!  Unfortunately, Danes don't generally live long - heart gives out - and that was a long time ago.  Still miss him.

[7606dennis]

What are you smoking and where can I get some? 

[sunny_ell]

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@gracieallen01 wrote:

I got my first Dane when I was living up on the Hood Canal.  

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When I was little, a looong time ago, we had a cabin on Hood Canal. I remember fishing off the porch (when the tide was in) and all I could catch was bullheads. Fun times!