Sellers Rights

[namtrag1]

1)

All sellers should not have to pay for any listings.

2)

All sellers should be guaranteed at least 75 sales per month.

3)

All sellers should be given only positive feedback.

4)

All sellers should have eBay pay for all of their shipping costs

5)

All sellers should not have to offer any return policy

6)

All sellers should not be required to provide any tax id's.

7)

All sellers should be allotted $500 per month for personal expenses.

Together we can make eBay a Great place to sell

[buyselljack2016]

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@pburn wrote:
(Just tagging on, here. Not directed at you.)

I'll bet this is supposed to be a satirical/joke post. Sometimes jokes just miss their mark.

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OP is just bored today from lack of sales

I went outside to move the snowplow, and take a couple of photos for eBay items rather than making a fantasy post to stir things up

[pburn]

It isn't a joke, @soh.maryl, but it's supposed to be. It just falls a bit short.

[bigdeals.etc]

All valid points that should be brought up in this week's Weekly Chat with Ebay this Wednesday.

[buyselljack2016]

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@bigdeals.etc wrote:

All valid points that should be brought up in this week's Weekly Chat with Ebay this Wednesday.

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We really need a sarcasm emoticon

[bigdeals.etc]

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@buyselljack2016 wrote:

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@bigdeals.etc wrote:

All valid points that should be brought up in this week's Weekly Chat with Ebay this Wednesday.

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We really need a sarcasm emoticon

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Ha ha ha. Yea I've talked about needing the exact same emoji with my friends too.

[dasarock]

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@bigdeals.etc wrote:

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@buyselljack2016 wrote:

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@bigdeals.etc wrote:

All valid points that should be brought up in this week's Weekly Chat with Ebay this Wednesday.

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We really need a sarcasm emoticon

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Ha ha ha. Yea I've talked about needing the exact same emoji with my friends too.

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awwwww, ALL sellers should have dreams, which lead to motivation 😄

[gracieallen01]

Okay, so the OP's joke didn't fly.  

Well, then, who can do it better?    How about additions or revisions? 

[myjunqueyourtreasure]

Please see my signature line.

[alturi_64]

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@pburn wrote:
Especially for items, such as shoes, priced above retail.

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Busted lol

[findingfinds888]

I just don't get why people don't get a joke. Socialisum, really? I started laughing at the 1st line. Pretty funny, OP! 

[findingfinds888]

Oh, now someone should do a "perfect buyers dream world". that would be a riot too! 

[dasarock]

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@findingfinds888 wrote:

I just don't get why people don't get a joke. Socialisum, really? I started laughing at the 1st line. Pretty funny, OP! 

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so did i, but if too many people laugh, they'll move it to cafe is my thoughts ... so i'm trying to look at the serious side of it 😮

[reallynicestamps]

[the*dog*ate*my*tablecloth]

I want a puppy and I hate “free” shipping

[upgradedendmills]

I wish eBay would get rid of all freebie allotments and promos immediately. My hope would be that they would take any revenue or savings from that and fix and simplify their internal search engine. Also stop thinking of advertising as an expense, absorb the short term outlay, and promote eBay as the outstanding venue it could be again.

     This is not a joke or sarcastic post.  When sales and profits return to the past results, we will all be able to make some money. Might even be fun again.