Why?

[josmad_3476]

I'm having shirts made up that says "beware of buyer" I'm literally terrified and I can't fix it

[ittybitnot]

and I can't fix it

@josmad_3476 

Fix what?  or is it a secret and you just want to vent? 

[eleanor*rigby]

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@ittybitnot wrote:

and I can't fix it

@josmad_3476 

Fix what?  or is it a secret and you just want to vent? 

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This may shed some light on the OP's cryptic post . . . 

When did the rules change? 

[wastingtime101]

I'm more interested in finding out why they're "literally terrified."

I might be "literally terrified" of their stripper with pole listing. Real doll? Taxidermy? Is it a real human? I'm too terrified to click on the listing to find out. 

[ed8108]

"Beware of buyer" shirts advertising ?

What makes you think that selling to a seller is without risk

[7794heather]

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@josmad_3476 wrote:

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@wastingtime101 

DUE TO THE COST OF SHIPPING A BODY, I CANNOT AFFORD TO OFFER FREE RETURNS.  SO ONCE YOU PAY, ITS YOURS. NO BACKSIES

omg lmaoooooo. Your listing was quite comical. Good luck. 

[wastingtime101]

Hah! Thanks for being braver than I, @7794heather.

[eleanor*rigby]

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@wastingtime101 wrote:

I might be "literally terrified" of their stripper with pole listing. Real doll? Taxidermy? Is it a real human? I'm too terrified to click on the listing to find out. 

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Listed in the "Sports Mem, Cards & Fan Shop > Vintage Sports Memorabilia > Other Vintage Sports Mem" category. That's a stretch.

[wastingtime101]

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@eleanor*rigby wrote:

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@wastingtime101 wrote:

I might be "literally terrified" of their stripper with pole listing. Real doll? Taxidermy? Is it a real human? I'm too terrified to click on the listing to find out. 

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Listed in the "Sports Mem, Cards & Fan Shop > Vintage Sports Memorabilia > Other Vintage Sports Mem" category. That's a stretch.

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Is stripping classified as a sport? Do they have big stripping competitions I don't know about? Yanno, that wouldn't even surprise me.

(But, yeah, wrong category.)

[7794heather]

@wastingtime101  Oh you have to go read his listing. I like when people can be a little humorous and wise crackery in their listings. If all his listings were like that, I would probably buy something if he had something I wanted.....NO NOT THE DOLL...hehehe....but lifes too short to be undescriptive!! Kudos to him!

[wastingtime101]

I love listings like that. Do you remember this one, @7794heather? I don't know why, but on my screen I'm seeing big black blocks on that page, but when I highlight them it shows the listing text.

[katzrul15]

And the OP is certain it has not been used, just set up in shop.

Laughing so hard - every shop should have one!!

it is true - e-Bay has the unique and one of a kind "treasures".

(I am never going to be able to un-see this!!)

 Good luck, OP with this unique item.  Shipping will be a doozer!

[7794heather]

@wastingtime101 hahaha...yes...my mom who sold daily on ebay sent me that link to the auction and I remember reading it from top to bottom and going back to read his updates. 

[eleanor*rigby]

Note to self:  Never start a thread on the discussion board(s) when I have an adult item listed in the "Sports Memorabilia" category.

[itsjustasprain]

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@josmad_3476 wrote:

I'm having shirts made up that says "beware of buyer" I'm literally terrified and I can't fix it

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Judging from your feedback it sounds like you have some problems in safely packing your sales for shipping. Maybe some problems with lack of detail in your descriptions as well. Of course you can fix it. Start by not marking the listings as Private unless they are really adult items because it blocks other buyers from looking at the problem listings to see if the buyer complaints might be valid.