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Who would we hire?

Tell us why we should hire you as the CEO of eBay?
What do you change?
    Right off the bat, I'm going to call a meeting and see if I can get the following done.
1) Make the basic search function pull results from Item Title words ONLY.
2) Initial results are to be pulled up Low$ to $High.
3) Sort Options can stay as they are
4) Change Item Specifics to Five areas (each of which have a filter).
5) Get rid of "compatibilities".
6) I'm leaving promotions because I'm using that for my month long vacation to Fiji.  But, Standard Promotion will only cause your listings to be Cross Promoted inside of other listings.
7) Gonna do away with the "star" ratings thing.
😎 Buyers and Sellers can leave Pos, Neu, Neg.  (Any buyer or seller that leaves 2 Neg a month, gets a 30 day vacation...But not with me).
9) Feedback time limit is 30 days.
10) Return time limit is 5 days from receipt.
11) If returning an item, buyer pays the return shipping.
     This better be done by the time I get back from Fiji, or heads will roll.
     And I'll have another list of things changes when I get back.

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What about a major pay cut for the c.e.o. and other top officials. Let the sellers decide when and how much he/she deserves.

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If you become the majority shareholder, you could probably get what you want. 

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Negs for buyers would be a disaster. 90% of the sellers coming on here complaining about their "unwarranted" negative feedback and wanting to retaliate were actually given a neg for a good reason. It would be a gong show. 

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@doc-holmes ,

 

We would need to bring back Chuck Baris.

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Taco Tuesday and then whiskey Wednesday. Nuff said. 

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Why would I ever want to be CEO of ebay and have all you vultures breathing down my neck? 😀

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@mike_jayroe wrote:

What about a major pay cut for the c.e.o. and other top officials. Let the sellers decide when and how much he/she deserves.


Depends on who we hire. If me, then no pay cut.  LOL

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@heckofagame wrote:

If you become the majority shareholder, you could probably get what you want. 


I'm patiently waiting for my buy back opportunity

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@selsa84 wrote:

Taco Tuesday and then whiskey Wednesday. Nuff said. 


My application just got moved down the stack.  Dang good idea!

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@iamalwaysright wrote:

Why would I ever want to be CEO of ebay and have all you vultures breathing down my neck? 😀


I'd leave the contact system the way it is.  🤣

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@redlinear wrote:

@iamalwaysright wrote:

Why would I ever want to be CEO of ebay and have all you vultures breathing down my neck? 😀


I'd leave the contact system the way it is.  🤣


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@iamalwaysright  yer killin me here! 🤣🤣🤣

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I would hire some people over the age of 25....who were born with an iPhone in their hand.

Should have some of the older generation who understand the older generation of buying and selling on eBay.

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Meant not born with an iPhone in their hand....

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