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Ebay Seller Pensions And Retirement - For Those Who Built Ebay

time to retire if you been selling on ebay for 20 years plus, have you contacted ebay and filed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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That is funny.  Thank you for a great laugh.  Best regards

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Why would Ebay have anything to do with a seller's retirement?  Ebay isn't a seller's employer.

The easier you are to offend the easier you are to control.


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That is funny.  Thank you for a great laugh.  Best regards

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I've been working for myself, not eBay. eBay is just a service provider from whom I rent space. If eBay considered me their employee, I wouldn't want to sell here.

 

I don't know who you've been working for.

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funny!!

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Some people need new batteries in their sarcasm detectors.

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I know this is sarcasm, but why would you think someone would retire when they're in their 40s! There are people who've been selling here over 20 years and were only in their 20s when they began.
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@insanestickerz wrote:

Some people need new batteries in their sarcasm detectors.


Touché  Smiley LOL

 

With some of the posts I've seen lately I just expected this one to be serious.

 

Now, off to recharge my sarcasm detector!

The easier you are to offend the easier you are to control.


We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did. - Thomas Sowell
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@southern*sweet*tea wrote:

@insanestickerz wrote:

Some people need new batteries in their sarcasm detectors.


Touché  Smiley LOL

 

With some of the posts I've seen lately I just expected this one to be serious.

 

Now, off to recharge my sarcasm detector!


I thought you were just playing along!

 

 Ebay isn't a seller's employer.

 

They seem to think they are!

The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.
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@my-boss wrote:

time to retire if you been selling on ebay for 20 years plus, have you contacted ebay and filed?


Your pension comes in the form of "free" shipping supplies. All you have to do is pay for the postage and a $9.95 handling fee for each box or roll of tape. 

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@my-boss wrote:

time to retire if you been selling on ebay for 20 years plus, have you contacted ebay and filed?

 

 

 

 

 

 


1.)  if you been selling on other sites while selling on ebay, you will not get that pension

 

2.) you must be a faithful ebay seller, loyal and honest

 

3.) must have an average feedback for the required 20 years of atleast 99.9%

 

contact support for your retirement program now!

 

4.) this pension also requires

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