Question About EBay Attention

[themikenesedude]

Hi,

I just saw how this one creepy guy who worked as head of EBay’s security department stalked and harassed a couple who were reasonably critical of some stuff on EBay:

https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/28/ebay_security_prison/

I don’t want random creepy pig’s heads sent to me or random books that are thinly veiled death threats. I just really like that he went to the trouble to falsely advertise swinger’s parties at the couples’ home. I’m bisexual and once in a blue moon I like to go to some pretty fun “parties”. Is there any way that EBay can e-mail a bunch of random people and tell them sex parties are going down at my house?

PS: If they do this, and some freaky adults come over, I do not have a pool or jacuzzi installed. Just letting you peeps know.

[themikenesedude]

I also want them to send the black EBay van that head of cybersecurity used for them after me, because I’m lonely and would love some attention!! 😁😁

[shipscript]

@themikenesedude 

You are looking at something that happened two years ago and that the FBI kept under wraps for a year while they investigated.  The perps have all been arrested and most are sentenced to prison. I can't see how you could personally benefit from such an attack unless you started your own eBay-bashing venture that garnered some market share and could convince someone at eBay to stalk you.

I would assume most staff employees wouldn't dream of traipsing out on that limb, so you're probably out of luck this late in the game.  Perhaps you might have had a better opportunity some years ago if you had been better informed and prepared. As it is, eBay is already on a different path and is not likely to take you up on your request.

[soh.maryl]

Have to assume your post is sarcasm.

And what you are reporting is old news.

[themikenesedude]

No, it’s not sarcasm. I am really, really lonely! And I would really love EBay’s new head of security to go around to random people and go, “HEY!! MIKE HAS SWINGER PARTIES!!” That’d be so cool!! Lol! 😁😁

[soh.maryl]

There are quite a few online dating sites.  eBay is not one of them.  I doubt if acting as your wing man is in eBay's head of security's job description.

[themikenesedude]

But nobody on those dating sites will follow me all the time in a black van or call me up and breathe heavily on the phone 100 times at 3 in the morning. 😭

[shipscript]

You've been in lockdown too long. No one's going to warm up to a dude in a mask who hasn't been to the barber or gym in over a year.  I recommend heading to the beach and getting some sunshine time. 🙂

[themikenesedude]

Actually I HAVE gone to the barber many times in the past year. I just started my new gym membership too! 😁