One nice thing about retirement is you can get out of bed any time of the day you like......
And once you get up you can take the rest of the day off.
Yea, but now I gota go do some plumbing stuff for the bathroom.... 
All ther best,
Charles
Another nice thing is all the discounts retirees get.
If I had known that, I would have gotten older sooner.
Actually, not all discounts are good. As a retiree I get 10% off at the movie theater.
I'd rather pay full price and have them make the movie 10% better.
Have you heard the retiree's credo?
Anything worth doing is worth doing in a golf cart.
That's probably good if you like golf, personaly I think golf is a nice walk ruined by a little white ball LOL.
As far as retirement I stll get out of bed by 8am and do all manner of things around the house, no washing or ironing though, I tend to spend a lot of time in the shed, my kids used to call me the old man in the shed, hasn't changed yet LOL
I know a guy who doesn't want to retire ever.
He says he would miss the two weeks vacation.
My wife promised me that when we both retired we'd travel, and we do.
Back and forth to the grocery store and pharmacy.
As long as you do it together that is a good thing, enjoy your travelling
Retirement is really wonderful.
It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
One question I have about retirement......
Who OKs my expense vouchers?
Retirement does not necessarily mean inactivity......
Only if you are doing it right.
Retirement is a great time to learn to do something new......
Like nothing.
Now that I'm retired, people keep telling me to do something.
That's the same thing my boss used to tell me when I was working.
