One nice thing about retirement is you can get out of bed any time of the day you like......
And once you get up you can take the rest of the day off.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All play and no work makes for a great retirement.
If I had known that getting paid for doing nothing was this much fun......
I would have gone in to politics.
To some, the drawback of retirement is that it is boring.
To others, the appeal of retirement is that it is boring.
I'm retired!
Wake me when the Social Security check comes.
I'm enjoying retirement because I have a nice little nest egg.
My wife would have preferred a house.......
We retirees live on a fixed income.
That means everything we have has been fixed because we can't afford anything new.
Now that I have retired I can do all the things I always wanted to do.....
Right after I finish all the things my wife has been after me for years to get done.
The first thing I did on my retirement was travel.
I took my alarm clock to the dump.
Retirement has no deadlines. You have nothing to do.
If you get nothing done today, you can do it tomorrow.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache.......
Unless you play golf.
When you retire, you switch bosses.
From the one who hired you to the one you married.
Retirement is when you can put off for years all those things you have been putting off for years.
