Complaint Department will be open until the top of the hour. all and any complaints will be dealt with immediately.. any complaints?

[attorney_barnabus_collins]

I don't have all night people, lets get a move on. jonnye Your out of here. NEXT!

[candice*b*fureal]

Oovygra and I are obviously in the wrong space-time continuum. That's certainly worth complaining about, O.

[paula629]

Complaint:

Someone stole my 12yr. old, 4ft. cactus from my front porch last night.
People who steal things from other people's porches suck!

[grumpy_olde_farte]

Complaint:

Friend wouldn't reset the rev limiter on his truck and I only ran an 11:03! I could have run in the 10's!!X-(

[oovygra]

complaint
When my store offers buy one get one free
they won't let me take just the free one
What is their problem?

[cake*the*edible]

C: our whole family has whooping cough and we are all being quarantined for 5 days!!!

Help me!!

[oovygra]

Complaint:
Why does my former employer not send me my paycheck?
Just because I don't work there?

[oovygra]

This is too funny
how did i not see this before?

[oovygra]

Everytime after I take a shower
the entire shower is wet
I am calling waterproofers tomorrow

[attorney_barnabas_collins]

Complaint #1. Sears hired 4 new sales associates in my department, now instead of 4 there were 8. (one of us original 4 quit since)

Non complaint #1. I didn't like the guy who quit, he didn't take turns. (straight commission)

Complain #2. Now the total sales are split 7 ways instead of 4. I can tell on my paycheck. Big time. No reduction in hours, just more employees.

Complaint #3. I gave my 2 weeks notice today.

Ok, that wasn't a complaint. Just a wise decision. Would have been wiser if I had a job lined up but hey...

[creek_the_*hottie*]

Complaint: You mean the attorney isn't a real attorney!

*gasp*

;-)

[creek_the_*hottie*]

Complaint: This thread needs a snibble....

[creek_the_*hottie*]

C: And another...

[creek_the_*hottie*]

154,700 🙂

[**mnd**]

C: creek is posterbating

[about2cry]

email received from seller today:

Dear Buyer, The coat you bought is very heavy. In order to save you money on shipping, I will cut off the buttons.

Not to worry though, because I'll put them in a padded envelope and place it in one of the pockets.

Always willing to go out of my way to save my buyers money!!!