Sick of the soft core

[moondogblues]

 porn disguised as fashion listings.  I'm looking for a dress, don't need to see nude hooters and butts.

[moondogblues]

And not much ado about nothing...you always seem to be oppositional, why is that?

[moondogblues]

...and my 'playsuit, wet dress, body suit, clubwear' days are LONG over....geez....

[coolections]

Because when you first started your nudity thread myself and many others already checked and found normal stuff with no nudity. Now you give an example of searching some sexy leather backless dress and are freaked about seeing it. Even that example, though risque, is not nudity and is much ado about nothing.

[lja440]

This is a problem. I tried to solve it by adding the word 'modest' to the search. but that dropped it from 2700+ to 2. 

So not helpful but then again no T&A.

[phono_0490xxxxxx]

This has gotta be a 'wind-up' thread, surely?

No?

Hmmmm... bit of a problem then.

Reminds me of a Zappa question:   Whats the dirtiest part of your body?

[gebis28]

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@moondogblues wrote:
Searched "microfiber sleeveless dress"...got very few of what I was looking for but lots of cleavage and rear ends. Searched by lowest price first.

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If those images disturb you, dont watch TV or read Facebook or leave the house for that matter.

[gebis28]

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@moondogblues wrote:
Here...this will find it. My Mama would roll over in her grave if I ever in my life even thought of wearing this or any of these getups out to a club. And I used to wear miniskirts! Those are tame compared to these.

Women-Playsuit-Leather-Wet-Dress-Backless-Mini-Dress-Bodysuit-Clubwear-Dress

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I ran your original search and I didn't see this or anything close.

Perhaps you're exaggerating for the sake of making a point.

[the_fancy_fox]

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@coolections wrote:

I followed your instructions and searched lowest first. NOT A SINGLE PORN SHOT showed up. Can you post an item number 

I had no trouble. Since it comes up so easy in search I suppose it’s ok to post a picture here.

search “men’s underwear boxers”

[keziak]

What's up with all the out-of-proportion rear ends? 

A Kardashian trend?

[southern*sweet*tea]

Aircraft pants???   Lord have mercy...

That's just nasty.

[the_fancy_fox]

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@southern*sweet*tea wrote:

Aircraft pants???   Lord have mercy...

That's just nasty.

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Looks rather uncomfortable to me 😳

the point is, I can find soft porn all over eBay by using general search terms.

[b86fiero]

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@southern*sweet*tea wrote:

Aircraft pants???   Lord have mercy...

That's just nasty.

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WOW ~ That purple shade is "vivid"!!!

Wonder how they look when the pouch is not "inflated" ?? 

[thecollegefund]

I thought those were fake built in appendages for those who need help filling in the pouch.

[a_c_green]

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@the_fancy_fox wrote:

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@southern*sweet*tea wrote:

Aircraft pants???   Lord have mercy...

That's just nasty.

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Looks rather uncomfortable to me 😳 

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Might be awkward to pull on in a hurry... or off, perhaps...  Is there an insulated version for winter? Are black ones available for formal events such as weddings and funerals?

[the_fancy_fox]

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@a_c_green wrote:

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@the_fancy_fox wrote:

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@southern*sweet*tea wrote:

Aircraft pants???   Lord have mercy...

That's just nasty.

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Looks rather uncomfortable to me 😳 

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Might be awkward to pull on in a hurry... or off, perhaps...  Is there an insulated version for winter? Are black ones available for formal events such as weddings and funerals?

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My ex did not wear underwear. I asked him if he would if I wanted him to.

he said “once”

Since it was Christmas time I went out and bought some that looked just like those aircraft pants but they were red and green and had a large Christmas jingle bell at the end. (Use your imagination). 

He wore them  once as promised and I have laughed over that memory dozens of times. Just not sexy at all. 😝