Had a guy email on an item I'm not taking offers on, offered $10 on a $20 item, I said no, it's already discounted from list price. Guy sends messages from two different accounts, no less, at the same time, same offer.
After a rant about being on SSI living with parents and how I was some greedy hoarder who should take a loss for this guy, and responding only with that both accounts are blocked and reported to eBay, I got this doozy (censored by me):
Go for it, Ebay knows all about me and that I'm getting p***ed over greedy prices and people.
My thing is I'm currently in the process of working for the United States Government on designing a war toy. But on ssi disability. My idea is a One Tera-ton hydrogen bomb. Basic specs, 30 feet dia sphere, two inch thick steel wall, capacity 105 thousand Gallons of volume @ 50 thousand PSI (see basic picture) Just to let you know, I've already had FBI here at my parents house where I live and had a cocky conversation with them saying I'll bail (defect) to Iran, that was almost two years ago, they really want to see a real design in Auto Cad. My question is, Should I be greedy with them and make them pays what Iran OFFERED (10 million dollars) To give you an idea of the blast yield I'm projecting, I figure a thousand mile blast radius. I told FBI I was rebranding Fatman that ended WW2 and I want serious cash!!!. So, How greedy should I get? As much as you have??
Is your life worth MY time to save it? OR should I tell you all to Blank UR selves???
What I do know is SSI has had me on it for 6 years now stalling me from making money. I had Iran's offer and turned it down, If I took it, I would have been in the money and USA would be dead to me and if my idea is used to wipe out USA, OH WELL, Tell em its cause of greedy people over (product). I will ment with Iran and defect just because I'm tired of greedy USA and it trashy people!
I think this guy should win an award for this one. Maybe an all expense paid vacation to a padded room, too. A guy who's arguing with me over ten bucks he's too cheap to spend, living on SSI, is going to build a bomb and somehow get me with it. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
That's not even all of it, there's a second email following this one with more details.
I know reporting and so on really does little. Just wanted to share so maybe someone else gets a laugh out of it.
I can't post his account names on here, that's against the rules, before anyone asks in a reply.
