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IF YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF EBAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Just wondering...there has been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path Ebay has taken.

 

So have at it.  If YOU were in charge of Ebay, what would YOU do?

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@castlemagicmemories wrote:

Just wondering...there HAVE been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path Ebay has taken.

 

So have at it.  If YOU were in charge of Ebay, what would YOU do?

 

 

You stride confidently into your executive office with the fabulous view, settle yourself into your ergonomic leather office chair, prop your feet up on your desk, lace your hands behind your head, and with a large mug of pumpkin spice cappucino at hand, you decide to...


 

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@castlemagicmemories wrote:

@castlemagicmemories wrote:

Just wondering...there HAVE been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path Ebay has taken.

 

So have at it.  If YOU were in charge of Ebay, what would YOU do?

 

 

You stride confidently into your executive office with the fabulous view, settle yourself into your ergonomic leather office chair, prop your feet up on your desk, lace your hands behind your head, and with a large mug of pumpkin spice cappucino at hand, you decide to...


 


and then I'd list some stuff....and make sure mind was first...always..I'd be so -the-big-seller!  feedbacks so perfect... and my fees so low...I would be Top Rated too.....with a BADGE! BAM!

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But wouldn't you have underlings who would do that for you?Smiley Happy

 

Your listings days are over!

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Evening Castle,

 

I'd sell it while the gittins good and let the next poor folks try to untangle the mess.

 

Mr C

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I'd make sure I had a mega millions golden parachute.

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@castlemagicmemories wrote:

Just wondering...there has been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path Ebay has taken.

 

So have at it.  If YOU were in charge of Ebay, what would YOU do?


First I'd  banish the 30 day free returns policy  from my palace forever . Then I'd place[ well built]   guards  at every castle entry that were extremely well trained at indentifying and quickly  ousting evil  buyers and sellers .  I would advise the king that he is no longer king  and from now on the  entire village  will rule with an iron fist . Tulips 

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I think I would consider turning the clock back. Msaybe ebay isn't ready for a product catalog and AI. I would concider keeping Paypal. 

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@castlemagicmemories wrote:

Just wondering...there has been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path Ebay has taken.

 

So have at it.  If YOU were in charge of Ebay, what would YOU do?


You're right. There HAVE been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path eBay has taken.

 

What would I do? Resign and apply for a job at Amazon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU2rpcAABbA

 

An old commercial from United Airlines that summarizes my fantasy for eBay.

 

I would love to see management travel the country and talk to buyers and sellers.

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This is fun...kinda like daydreaming about winning 1.6 mega lotto....LOL  I would admit the emperor has no clothes - and buy some for the emperor from eBay clothing sellers who post lots of pictures and measurements. Then I would eliminate the penalty for "excessive returns" for the sellers who offer "free returns".  I would knock off the requirement that returns must be free w/ 30 day return to be top dog rated.....because USPS rates are about to go up yet again and shipping ain't free. 

 

I would require that eBay executives walk in the shoes of your average eBay seller.......then make them buy some new shoes from .....you guessed it a eBay seller........

 

It all used to be fun........somehow I would mandate fun....................you know to offset the paranoia..........

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Mr. C, 

 

YAY, Such a treat to see you!  

 

So you would "git while the gittins good"?  

 

I guess that comes under, know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run?

 

The Gambler
On a warm summer's eve
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us,
And he began to speak
He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of aces
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
Every gambler knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep
'Cause every hand's a winner
And every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to die
in your sleep
And when he finished speakin'
He turned back toward the window
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The gambler he broke even
But in his final words
I found an ace that I could keep
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
You've got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em)
Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em)
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
Songwriters: Don Schlitz
The Gambler lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
 
 
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@turquoisetulips wrote:

@castlemagicmemories wrote:

Just wondering...there has been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path Ebay has taken.

 

So have at it.  If YOU were in charge of Ebay, what would YOU do?


First I'd  banish the 30 day free returns policy  from my palace forever . Then I'd place[ well built]   guards  at every castle entry that were extremely well trained at indentifying and quickly  ousting evil  buyers and sellers .  I would advise the king that he is no longer king  and from now on the  entire village  will rule with an iron fist . Tulips 


Tulips, I LOVE this!  As you might guess I am slightly biased to this style.

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@mrconran wrote:

I think I would consider turning the clock back. Msaybe ebay isn't ready for a product catalog and AI. I would concider keeping Paypal. 


Practical considerations, IMO.  

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@pburn wrote:

@castlemagicmemories wrote:

Just wondering...there has been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path Ebay has taken.

 

So have at it.  If YOU were in charge of Ebay, what would YOU do?


You're right. There HAVE been posts regarding the decisions, policies and path eBay has taken.

 

What would I do? Resign and apply for a job at Amazon.


Ouch!

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