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bigdeals.etc · ‎12-14-2018

I wonder what the average age of the ebay seller is. I'm the big 4-0.

dirk12955 · ‎12-15-2018

I'm 63 I look just like Brad Pitt.

Just Older, Grayer, Heavier, Balder. But I look just like him.

juststuffisell · ‎12-15-2018

Old as dirt and some days I even smell like it 😞

Used to get the "you look like george clooney" line, now I get the "you look like santa clause" line... 🙂

Cheers

southern*sweet*tea · ‎12-15-2018

I am 16 years younger than my husband. I am 20 years older than my oldest son. I am 34 years older than my youngest daughter. Two trains leave a station at the same time, one headed east and the other headed west. My oldest son is on the eastbound train traveling at 95 mph, my youngest daughter is on the westbound train traveling at 60 mph. If both trains leave at noon and pass my husband at 3 PM, how old am I?

Answer: Older than I act and younger than I feel.

The easier you are to offend the easier you are to control.

We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did. - Thomas Sowell

greg213213 · ‎12-15-2018

66

Old enough to know better, but, young enough to do it again.

dirk12955 · ‎12-15-2018

@southern*sweet*tea wrote:
I am 16 years younger than my husband. I am 20 years older than my oldest son. I am 34 years older than my youngest daughter. Two trains leave a station at the same time, one headed east and the other headed west. My oldest son is on the eastbound train traveling at 95 mph, my youngest daughter is on the westbound train traveling at 60 mph. If both trains leave at noon and pass my husband at 3 PM, how old am I?

Answer: Older than I act and younger than I feel.

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loveyourimagination49 · ‎12-15-2018

Older than my child, but younger than my mother.

Everyone has options. Just be sure the best option is right for you.

southern*sweet*tea · ‎12-15-2018

@dirk12955 wrote:
@southern*sweet*tea wrote:
I am 16 years younger than my husband. I am 20 years older than my oldest son. I am 34 years older than my youngest daughter. Two trains leave a station at the same time, one headed east and the other headed west. My oldest son is on the eastbound train traveling at 95 mph, my youngest daughter is on the westbound train traveling at 60 mph. If both trains leave at noon and pass my husband at 3 PM, how old am I?

Answer: Older than I act and younger than I feel.

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Show your process

The easier you are to offend the easier you are to control.

We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did. - Thomas Sowell

bonjourami · ‎12-15-2018

im 77,dh is 81.

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nobody*s_perfect · ‎12-15-2018

@southern*sweet*tea wrote:
.... I am 20 years older than my oldest son. I am 34 years older than my youngest daughter. ....

I'm 20 years older than my older daughter and 38 years older than my son, so I must be about the same age as you.

sunnysouth1 · ‎12-15-2018

@mypostingid15 wrote:
@escuintla wrote:
I am 58, with the spirit of a 25 years old.

My wife is 54, and ready to exchange her for 2- 27 years old.
I'll bet she is not around to see what you wrote, otherwise, that spirit of 25 would be on its way to another galaxy.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not an eBay employee. I'm a US eBay Community Mentor.
Sunny

a_c_green · ‎12-15-2018

@bigdeals.etc wrote:
I wonder what the average age of the ebay seller is. I'm the big 4-0.

I prefer not to answer. Now get off my lawn.

blueeggsandspam · ‎12-15-2018

OMG Algebra! You are cruel, woman. LOL

I just celebrated the 30th anniversary of my 28th birthday.

patd3283 · ‎12-15-2018

Double your age - and still ticking - slower

turquoisetulips · ‎12-15-2018

@bigdeals.etc wrote:
I wonder what the average age of the ebay seller is. I'm the big 4-0.

I can legally purchase alcohol and so can my two sons . Tulips

lindyslucky · ‎12-15-2018

I had a birthday last week. I am 67. My husband is 65.

Its strange how much I can't believe it and hate saying it.

i also hate being called a senior. Next is either prom or graduation and I'm not interested in either.

My dad told me once you never feel older than 28. I think that's right, but with me it's more like 38. (Hes 88, moms 87, they have been married almost 68 years, im going to ask if he still feels 28!!)

But sometimes, trying to sell on ebay makes me feel like I'm 120!!!