Ebay account doesn't work. No way to send email or phone.

[mat.pandaz3]

**bleep** ebay.  Close my account.  I have an issue that isn't listed and I'm essentially told to get **bleep**ed - well **bleep** you.  Since there is no **bleep** way to get anything fixed by this **bleep**ed company you may as well **bleep** close my **bleep** account you pieces of **bleep**.  I can't do **bleep** anything to fix this **bleep** so **bleep** ban me you mother**bleep**ing **bleep**s.  I hope other people abandon this piece of **bleep** **bleep** platform. 

[kensgiftshop]

@mat.pandaz3 

https://www.ebay.com/help/account/changing-account-settings/closing-account-deleting-data?id=4199

[inhawaii]

Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?    😉

[downunder-61]

You could try using the Chat function, but with all those words you like throwing around, it would jsut be a *bleeping* waste of time.

[friskya]

You seem upset.

[*madison]

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@mat.pandaz3 wrote:

**bleep** ebay.  Close my account.  I have an issue that isn't listed and I'm essentially told to get **bleep**ed - well **bleep** you.  Since there is no **bleep** way to get anything fixed by this **bleep**ed company you may as well **bleep** close my **bleep** account you pieces of **bleep**.  I can't do **bleep** anything to fix this **bleep** so **bleep** ban me you mother**bleep**ing **bleep**s.  I hope other people abandon this piece of **bleep** **bleep** platform. 

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This is my post of the week, and it's only Wednesday. 🤣

[eleanor*rigby]

@mat.pandaz3 

As a **bleep**ing UK **bleep**ing member, you might want to peddle your **bleep**ing **bleep** over on your **bleep**ing "home" board so your **bleep**ing fellow countrymen can **bleep**ing weigh in on it, instead of throwing your **bleep** around on the U.S. boards.

Here's a link to the **bleep**ing ebay.co.uk discussion community:

https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Discussion/ct-p/13

Good **bleep**ing luck to ya.

[morpheus_67]

Do you even lift bro?

[b86fiero]

My, my.  Haven't seen that many bleeps in a one paragraph post in quite some time.

Now that you've expressed your disappointment with eBay, settle down into the Lotus pose and practice some conscientious controlled breathing.

Adding a heart attack or stroke to your obviously bad day would solve nothing.

Best wishes in your future endeavors.

[yanard]

I feel the same way.

[yanard]

Your part of the problem. Ebay does need to have phone support and it should be a law in my opinion.  

[eye_of_the_tiger]

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@mat.pandaz3 wrote:

**bleep** ebay.  Close my account.  I have an issue that isn't listed and I'm essentially told to get **bleep**ed - well **bleep** you.  Since there is no **bleep** way to get anything fixed by this **bleep**ed company you may as well **bleep** close my **bleep** account you pieces of **bleep**.  I can't do **bleep** anything to fix this **bleep** so **bleep** ban me you mother**bleep**ing **bleep**s.  I hope other people abandon this piece of **bleep** **bleep** platform. 

Your problem, sir?

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[b86fiero]

eBay Phone Support:

Scroll down to the bottom of this page.  Right side: Help & Contact.  Choose Contact Us.

You can request an eBay staff member to call you.

You can also find the Help & Contact link on your eBay Seller Hub page top left.