3 MINUTES WARNING!

[kass3694bmj]

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Let me start by saying that as a long time seller and buyer I found the vast, vast majority of people I dealt with to be civil and fair. I just couldn't stop laughing when I read the second message from this buyer. The irony is that this buyer is also a seller and bid on this item 6 days earlier and won it at the minimum starting bid of $5.99. Hope you get a kick out of it as well.

[mikhirs]

Yep, saw a baby using his mom's phone as a teething ring at Wally world yesterday!

[chapeau-noir]

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@mikhirs wrote:

Yep, saw a baby using his mom's phone as a teething ring at Wally world yesterday!

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There's a metaphor in there somewhere I keep reaching for. 

[broto_64]

Dear Buyer,
Ebay unpaid item policy

Buyers must pay for the items they purchase on eBay within 4 calendar days.

If the buyer doesn't pay within this timeframe, the seller can cancel the order and an unpaid cancellation will be recorded on the buyer's account.
This is ebay policy, I will gladly cancel your order after the timeframe has elapsed, you have until then to pay and there is nothing I can do until that time.
Thank you so much for your business and have a great day!

[keziak]

I'm confused. I thought it was the parrot.

[mam98031]

Thank you for sharing.  It is a good giggle.  Most of us have experienced that or something very similar.  I always end up shaking my head.  What gets me, especially when they do this to a seller with experience, they think we don't know they are full of bologna.