Where are all the suggestions on the summary page that ate through my bank account more effectively than DT can gaslight America?
The only ones are under my watch list.
You are losing money from this.
Why can't I hide lost bids I no longer care about?
Why do my guides keep disappearing
WTH is going on with "My Collections"
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
Your customer service page is a joke. I will pay anyone $1000 that is NOT an eBay employee yet thinks the Help & (actually no) Contact pages upon pages upon pages of useless information are FABULOUS! But we know you are so adverse to 'helping' us, you dont even allow us to use that as a tag here.
Customer service is the backbone of every successful company. You think you are past that but success can be kicked out from under you faster than Joanie hated Chachi..
The most successful solution: A chat page. 
You can get away with poorly speaking outsorcery without anyone knowing the better, Your phone bank bull pen will be able to stream line the big problems easier and you actually may not only keep existing customers, but you may have old ones come back ... even though they pretty much have written you off as charlatains.
