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[jekal2299]

Hi eBay, You really provide a good service to buyers and sellers. I appreciate your service. I appreciate your service to us and I really like your service personally. Thank you

[ckimodog]

This is not ebay customer service.  Do you have a question??

[soh.maryl]

How was I able to detect your location by just reading your message?

And how do you know eBay provides a good service when it's doubtful that you have yet had a chance to buy or sell anything?

[biggymoe]

I am so happy that you are so happy.

Will you, per chance, be offering any coconut shell items?

[evry1nositswindy]

Trying to be teacher's pet at eBay school??

[fairdeal*lb]

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@jekal2299 wrote:

Hi eBay, You really provide a good service to buyers and sellers. I appreciate your service. I appreciate your service to us and I really like your service personally. Thank you

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BTW eBay:  Don't get to excited as this is called sarcasm which means this is the opposite of how we feel about your service.   

[mrdutch1001]

and good morning, SRI LANKA!...never a dull moment with the Sri Lankan happy gang!

[fab_finds4u]

You'd be happy, too. Their gov is in the toilet. Their country is broke.  Many Sri Lankans have been oppressed and not been given adequate resources to overcome. Many see eBay as a helping hand and an opportunity to add to their income.  Smart thinking if you ask me.  

[mam98031]

This isn't customer Service for Ebay.  This is a member to member forum.

Posting here gains you nothing for this kind of stuff.

If you need to contact Ebay:

https://twitter.com/askebay?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/eBayForBusiness/

https://community.ebay.com/t5/Selling/How-do-I-contact-Customer-Support/m-p/32016431#M1783851

[chapeau-noir]

We of the Pantheon accept your plaudits, but would also appreciate the sacrifice of a rubber chicken.