Navigation Systems

[tony1963]

I had a call today wanting to know if one of our vehicles had navigation.  It does, so I explained that the current system is for all roads/planets/stars in our galaxy but in June there will be a software update to cover the Andromeda Galaxy as well.

I had them call the local dealer requesting to be on the notify list when the Andromeda Galaxy update is ready.

[legitimate_bidder]

Hmmmm....must be the 740 GLE with Extended Range package. Hope the original purchaser ordered the Van Allen radiation-proofing.

[tony1963]

Last year when we bought a Mercedes convertible, it needed a new convertible top to be just right.

I told my buyer that it could not be worked on by anyone other than the dealer since it was a cyanide based top material.

Of course, he calls the dealer and asks for a price since it is made of cysnide.  

[legitimate_bidder]

I now have a pretty good idea of where the descendants of the Marx Brothers are living....

[mr.elmwood]

Dauphin Manitoba.

[sockmonkeydave]

@legitimate_bidder

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Hmmmm....must be the 740 GLE with Extended Range package. Hope the original purchaser ordered the Van Allen radiation-proofing.

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What is the inside joke with Volvos ?

[legitimate_bidder]

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Dauphin Manitoba.

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"I met her in a revolving door, and we've been going around ever since, eh?"

No..no...it doesn't sound right!

[legitimate_bidder]

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@legitimate_bidder

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Hmmmm....must be the 740 GLE with Extended Range package. Hope the original purchaser ordered the Van Allen radiation-proofing.

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What is the inside joke with Volvos ?

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I don't know exactly, 'cept that Tony's been known to sell some. Personally, I prefer the ones about him having 5 terlits!

[mr.elmwood]

LBJ! You made me think. We do not have any revolving doors here. We just got our 8th traffic light, though. 

[tony1963]

FYI, I sold the house in Tennessee with the five bathrooms in September 2014.  It was quite a place.

[legitimate_bidder]

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FYI, I sold the house in Tennessee with the five bathrooms in September 2014.  It was quite a place.

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Darn! I remember the pics. That sure did look like quite the place. Your bowels are probably mad at you.

Like the Hank Williams Jr Song says....

"If it don't have 5 terlits,

Like the house in Tennessee.

Just send me to Hell,

Or New York City,

It'd be about the same to me."

[tony1963]

At the end of the day, I didn't like Chattanooga.  The property taxes there are insane.  There was no income tax, though.

The local city government had a socialist flair to it and city services were difficult to obtain.

[legitimate_bidder]

Sadly, it seems that that's the way it's going in just about place where there are enough people to loot to sustain such. That's why I moved to poorer area in the sticks. It's scary what's becoming of America.