One nice thing about retirement is you can get out of bed any time of the day you like......
And once you get up you can take the rest of the day off.
Why retire and do nothing?
For that you could have stayed at work and been paid for doing nothing!
You can travel all you want when you retire.
Just remember that you are paying for your own expense account.
One restaurant I go to never gives seniors a discount.
They figure if you are with it enough to ask for it you don't deserve it.
Before I retired I used to look forward to Fridays.
Now I have trouble remembering just what day of the week it is.
I've become an outdoors person in my retirement.
That's where the hammock is.
If you are not loafing in your retirement......
You're not working hard enough at it.
Retirement works out nicely.
You get to do nothing at about the same time your doctor says that's all you are allowed to do......
When you retire you can do anything you want to do.
The secret is not to want to do anything.
A diligent retiree says never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about all together.
If this is what I worked so hard for.....
I could have taken it a lot easier.
When I was younger I didn't have the time.
Now that I have the time I don't have the wherewithal.
I worked so hard to get out of my job that now I have trouble getting out of my chair.
Retirement comes too late.
I've already lost interest in the things I have always been interested in.
My great-great grandfather never retired.
That's because he was on old indian fighter......and great-great grandma was an old indian.
