One nice thing about retirement is you can get out of bed any time of the day you like......
And once you get up you can take the rest of the day off.
At my retirement, the boss said they wanted to give me I've had my eye on for years......
but his secretary still had 30 years to go to her retirement.
I told the boss that during my retirement I plan to be more active than I have ever been.
He said, "I imagine that you would have to be."
You know those things that you have always wanted to do?
Well retirement is a wonderful time to sit around and wonder why you ever wanted to do them/
You are really doing your retirement right if the family dog is jealous of you.
Retirement is simple.
My appointment book has been replaced by an index card.
I used to say, "Another day, another dollar".
Now it's "Another week, another prescription filled."
Retirement is funny.
Now that I can stay home all day they give me a discount to ride the bus.
I now consider myself an active senior.
The remote for the TV is broken.......
Just picture it.
I am wallowing in retirement. I have goldfish at home who are busier than I am.
I do absolutely nothing.......but on my own time.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.....for the second time this year.
Have some hobbies when you're retired.
It's always good to have something to put off until tomorrow.
I can get in to museums now on a discount.
That's only fair since I am older than most of the exhibits......
