I'm Going to Wear Suspenders

[mreas]

My pants have been falling down lately. A belt just isn't doing the trick. I'm mad as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore. I think I'm going to wear suspenders. Now I know from watching Benny Hill reruns that suspenders means something else "across the pond" but I'm talking about what some might call "braces," elastic straps that are going to keep my pants from falling down. Mick

[mreas]

DNR. Department of Natural Resources here in Minnie Soda. They're always auctioning off pale green Ford Tauruseses and banning zebra mussels, Asian carp and purple loose strife instead of ferrets. Each officer is equipped with small clothespins to keep ferrets from smelling. --
"All black and white, nice." ~ golders

[mreas]

I still own this year's Phil Specter Rat Witch. --
"All black and white, nice." ~ golders

[golders]

(crickets chirping) -- 'No one is bleeding and everyone's fed'

[mreas]

Is that what that sound is? I thought your new hip needed oiling again. --
"All black and white, nice." ~ golders

[golders]

Nope, we're good. Just looking for some of the pre-historic mickwitches. Hot tubbing in the time of the Pterodactyls. -- 'No one is bleeding and everyone's fed'

[mreas]

My wife made aprons from Mountie scans. They turned out OK. --
"All black and white, nice." ~ golders

[golders]

So, do you have scans of more mickwitches? Send what you have. I'm taking the dogs and heading out into the dense fog on the highway to buy a mega-million lottery ticket since it's up to 300 million. -- 'No one is bleeding and everyone's fed'

[poozybear]

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure they won't let Popgun buy a lottery ticket. -- Kathy "You know you're putting a good thing out into the universe when you put on glitter." ~ Drew Barrymore

[sunshinesketches]

Why not? Can't reach the counter? That's where having a Dobie is helpful. -- Show me the one with the cat dancing around in cowboy boots. I loved that one. ~Mick

[carpiss]

my herd of cats referred to but never seen in one photo... -- Gail ~

"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die." ~Carrie Fisher

[carpiss]

Yes, more MickWitches. With cats. Or Ravens. Or for Golders-with dog. -- Gail ~

"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die." ~Carrie Fisher

[poozybear]

Why not? Can't reach the counter? Lottery purchases by Manchester Terriers is illegal per the other DFG (commission on Dog Free Gaming). -- Kathy -- Edited by poozybear at 01/05/2011 6:32 AM PST

[poozybear]

my herd of cats referred to but never seen in one photo... Have YOU ever tried herding cats into one photo? -- Kathy "You know you're putting a good thing out into the universe when you put on glitter." ~ Drew Barrymore

[sunshinesketches]

referred to but never seen in one photo... Photos coming. Thanks for the opening. Mick, grab some popcorn and put your feet up and watch. Have YOU ever tried herding cats into one photo? Too easy. Just open a can of soft food. Cats you didn't even know you had come running. -- Show me the one with the cat dancing around in cowboy boots. I loved that one. ~Mick

[sunshinesketches]

But first we bring you... goatsies. -- Show me the one with the cat dancing around in cowboy boots. I loved that one. ~Mick