cancel
Showing results for 
Show  only  | Search instead for 
Did you mean: 

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

Okay, are we feeling the holiday craziness yet? I did a thread about this in one of my groups last year, and it was a fun, so I thought I do it again, for all of us who are dizzy from the fumes from cooking so much and turned every which way from shopping, etc. This will hopefully make you at least GIGGLE a bit. This bunch of silliness emerged after a story my mother-in-law told me. She has a group of friends that she does EVERYTHING with - you know, they were support when their kids were young, they went to the same church, the went to each other's kids' weddings, they've been on cruises together, they know all the others' grandkids on sight, etc. Well, one day, some years ago, they were playing "Scattergories". YOu know, the game where you are given a letter and some categories and you have to name as many things as you can in those categories that starts with the chosen letter and you get points for any thing you name that no one else lists, provided it does fit its category. Well, one catergory came up "weapons" and the letter happened to be "O". And of course, everyone was STUMPED. But my MinL's friend Gail, for some inexplicable reason, listed "Orange". And then, of course, wanting points, tried to argue it was a valid answer ("Well, it is if you THROW it at somebody really hard!" - and no, the others didn't allow it...) So, last year my mother-in-law tells me this story, and we are laughing and a warped idea popped in my head. I made this both to amuse my MinL and for her to give to Gail..... And it was so silly, I shared it. And now I'm sharing it with you.... (go on to next post...) Bekka -- P.I.C.N.I.C. error: P_roblem I_n C_hair, N_ot I_n C_omputer
Ursus perpauli cerebri sum -
Poobus Ursus
Message 1 of 55
latest reply
54 REPLIES 54

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

Bekka, you are sooo clever. I just love your captions that go along with the images! Cracks me up! Shell -- Click HERE for Shellrose's Auctions
Message 16 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

I here there could be a munitions shortage, apparently a large number have been put to alternative uses such as being placed in Christmas stockings 😉
http://www.artyman.co.uk
Message 17 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

I suppose Christmas stockings can be used to deliver the orange weapon though - think about swinging it around over your head, then letting fly ;) Sue
Message 18 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

LOL... who's giving Oranges to their children? What kind of a sicko gives deadly weapons to their kids at Christmas? What is this world coming to... I'm just disgusted... X-( ROFLMAO... 😉 :^O On a more positive note... thanks for sharing Bekka... this was really funny and creative! :-D -- ~Wendy My eBay Store: Wendy's Whimseys -- Edited by wendys_whimseys at 12/23/2007 8:04 AM


~ Wendy

Visit my ME page to see my current listings, or...

Message 19 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

Somehow, everyone has overlooked the most famous person that ever ruled Rome- Orange Julius
. . .

If you go with the flow you'll either get washed out to sea or be dammed.
Message 20 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

:^O -- -Ann "Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat." -- Robert A. Heinlein
-Ann


"I have got pepperoni. Wherever it lands, that's where the miracle will happen." ~ Gary Busey
Message 21 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

you guys crack me up! my sister posted the pics at her job,it's a sports bar,they have started a game where you throw the orange onto a sharpened horseshoe stake,if it slides all the way down,you get a free drink,made with your orange!will try to post the pics when i get them,or the youtube url,my nieces plan on taping tomorrow night's games... -- maiyuguachi..."no sweat"
Message 22 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

hehee :):D -- Christine Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas!
Message 23 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

OMG y'all are so punny I'm turning orange in the face...I think I'll have a caesar (okay it's a stretch) & fall on the floor. Sue
Message 24 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

Oh, so now I suppose we're supposed to administer CPOrange? (another stretch)
. . .

If you go with the flow you'll either get washed out to sea or be dammed.
Message 25 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

Ya put l'orange in l'emonade & drink 'em all up ... (that's after the battle -- all the unexploded oranges can be reused) Sue
Message 26 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

Orange y'all glad I put up this discussion? LOL I guess we all needed a bit of relief from the holidays! Bekka -- P.I.C.N.I.C. error: P_roblem I_n C_hair, N_ot I_n C_omputer
Ursus perpauli cerebri sum -
Poobus Ursus
Message 27 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

viva l'orange! -- maiyuguachi..."no sweat"
Message 28 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

ROFLMAO!!! :^O -- ~Wendy My eBay Store: Wendy's Whimseys


~ Wendy

Visit my ME page to see my current listings, or...

Message 29 of 55
latest reply

A Bit of Silliness: Orange Weaponry

There has been a major development in Orange weaponery, some fiendish inventor has changed it's structure slightly so that it sticks to any surface with which it comes into contact. This horrifying invention is known to prove deadly on any form of clothing, it has been codenamed Marmalade!
http://www.artyman.co.uk
Message 30 of 55
latest reply