10-30-2016 08:26 PM
Sure, she can tell the future at $2.99 a minute.
RJS
Radical Jumpers Steve (dude, like totally tubular)
OPS
10-31-2016 07:34 PM
OPS
Ordinary People Sing
RTP
11-01-2016 05:13 AM
RTP
Raining Tomorrow Perhaps
DIV
11-01-2016 02:10 PM
DIV
Detectives Investigate Violence
(New show: Law and Order DIV. Sorry, it's DMV. "In New York City, those who issue licences and registrations are members of an elite squad know as the DMV. These are their stories." Honk honk!)
NUT
11-01-2016 06:18 PM
NUT
Nothing Unusual Tonight
FUN
11-02-2016 04:56 AM
Do the DMV agents investigate whether you put the right weight on your license?
FUN
Fred Used Napkins
EJD
11-02-2016 08:15 AM
No, lying about one's weight is only a class D misdemeanor.
EJD
Ever Joyful Dissidents
ASP
11-02-2016 07:11 PM
do they really look into things? I mean, you can have the same photo for past 10 years and no-one notices.
ASP
A Silly Person
CID
11-03-2016 04:59 AM
I don't think they really look - I've had the same license since 2007.
CID
Clams In Dinner
OKD
11-03-2016 10:37 AM
Licences and registrations are just the tip of the iceberg. The show is about the gritty, tough reality of working at the DMV, or MVA depending on the state.
OKD
Obsessive Kangaroo Disorder (constant hopping, keeping everything in their pouch...)
QED
11-03-2016 08:08 PM
So now I think I have OKD. Always hopping around and keeping everything in this huge purse I have....weighs a ton. Maybe THAT is what's causing my hip to hurt...too much cwap in the purse.
QED
Quality Education Division
PPO
11-04-2016 04:43 AM
11-04-2016 03:10 PM
Zzzzzzzzzz...
AIH
Amazing Indian Headdress
PSH
11-04-2016 07:27 PM
PSH
Panting Sure Helps
RLV
It's Friday night. Do you know where you are?
11-05-2016 02:32 PM
RLV
Ridiculously Loud Vehicles
DAS
Saturday night and I've got the fever. Staying alive, staying alive, ah ah ah ah, staying alive aaaaah....