Why does ebay hate me?

[aldente28]

Buyer (feedback): "The crickets that arrived yesterday are dead"

Me: "I don't sell crickets, and my order with this buyer arrived over a month ago"

Ebay: "This feedback is ineligible for removal"

I am beside myself. It's one thing after another.

Yesterday, ebay said they won't remove feedback left by a competitor. A few days ago, ebay declined to remove negative feedback left by a buyer who said "I will remove the feedback when you give me a refund", and then returned an empty box.

I am actually wondering if I did something to make ebay hate me.

[aldente28]

ANOTHER UPDATE:

I checked out the cricket feedback buyer's profile.

The most recent feedback received? From a cricket supplier. 

[reallynicestamps]

Ugh. Have a big glass of Chianti with your pasta tonight.