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Selling on eBay Is...

So here's an idea... why don't we all reply to this opener just to establish an ongoing thread that'll hopefully turn into a thorn on eBay's side. I've been selling ever since 2004 and it was never really this bad. And by bad, I mean... coming across the wrong type of self entitled whiny ass **bleep**es that don't have the faintest concept of haggling fairly with someone or even have any respect for any and all kinds of courier services out there. Why? Because they always complain about how much it costs for me to ship something out to them. Back in the day, I used to put down an estimate and just hoped that the profit that I made from whatever I was selling would be enough to cover it all... most of the time I got burned on that; 'til I finally managed to get the hang of using eBay's shipping calculator and how it would automatically generate the cost to ship something out to that particular someone in a particular state. And now that I've made this change, you think that they would be accepting that, right? No... not at all. Just the other day I had this interested buyer that wanted to pick up an item that I was selling via local pickup (which is something that I NEVER offer... because frankly, just imagine for a minute how difficult it is to strike a good deal with these cheapskate **bleep**s and now you're actually going to invite them to your place so that they can show you just what a piece of **bleep** they really are in person? I think not!). So... this idiot asked if I'd be willing to let an item go for $15 exactly on an item that I had a best offer price on; starting at $20. I said, no thanks... if you want, I could give you the lowest price possible as long as you pay for the shipping. Then he goes no, I'd only be willing to pay $15 for it... to which I responded okay, so you want me to agree to selling this item for maybe what? $0.99 and the lowest shipping price I have to offer (out of all the four services that I'm open to providing them with... lots of options; mind you) is $15.36 or so. So already, I'm losing $0.36 and that's not counting the eBay seller fees, or the taxes involved which will surely clean out any profit I can hope to get out of this deal. Then I get another prick that low balls me on a vinyl record (which is supposedly making a comeback and the prices are just getting out of hand, right? WRONG! I'm literally giving away these **bleep** things and these cheap ass **bleep**s want to low ball me on it. To which I counteroffer I slightly less than favorable price (at least to me) but I know for a fact that they can afford... only for them to counteroffer a price that's about maybe a dollar more; to which I decline... and then (GET THIS) they lower the next offer down by $0.25, to which I decline again, and then they raise it back to the same exact amount as before... so we're right back where we started and I just decline, because as all this is happening, I'm looking over this piece of **bleep**'s feedback history and I see that they leave negative feedback for reputable sellers. So they're intentionally doing this **bleep**... and from the conspiracy theorist in me, all I can come up with is that they must be secretly working for eBay. I mean, why not? Somehow a business this big has to test out its safety nets, right? So they intentionally get reps to do covert and sneaky **bleep** like this, just so that the situation can come to a head and have eBay protection guarantee cases opened and what have you. It's a god **bleep** money laundering operation, people... wake the **bleep** up already! And this bull**bleep** about the algorithm and how you have to do your best to refine your product description just so you can make more sales, that's also a load of dingo's kidneys! Because think of it from this perspective... wouldn't it be in eBay's best interest to let you make more sales? That way they can cash in on their percentages and profits from your sale? No... that's too logical. Instead, I wind up with eyes on only 20% of all the listings that I have up... and those watchers never do a **bleep** thing. They don't make any offers, they don't respond to my lowered offers... nothing! Nada! Zip! Zilch! So what's the point here? I'm **bleep**in' dying financially here... and this is currently my only means of income. You mother**bleep**ers better get this **bleep** **bleep** together and stop playing games with people's livelihoods! That's all I'm saying... anybody want to rant, please feel free to jump on in. I'm sick and tired of this **bleep** and wouldn't mind reading about other people's **bleep**ty selling experiences on here.

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@nerdhull 

This is not Ebay Inc.  This is a community discussion forum for buyers and sellers.  If you have a problem and would like to share, minus all the vernaculars and explicits, perhaps someone here can help you. 

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Paragraphs are your friend.

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All the cussing makes you sound like you're about 14 years old, which is doing your cause no good.

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Sorry, just can’t get past all the unnecessary cussing. 

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dingo's kidneys? Haven't heard that particular one before.

"If a product doesn't sell, raise the price" - Reese Palley
"If it sold FAST, it was priced too low" - also Reese Palley
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I'm incapable of reading that much. Can someone please give me the condensed version?

Goodbye Stranger - Supertramp
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Could not make it thru the 1st sentence.  

Paragraphs needed.

 

 

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I'm fine with the swearing, but I need paragraphs! 

This one goes to Eleven - Nigel Tufnel

Simply-the-best-for-you Volunteer Community Mentor
eBay Seller since 1996

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Buyers suck and so does ebay and please join in because I don't want to rant alone.

"If a product doesn't sell, raise the price" - Reese Palley
"If it sold FAST, it was priced too low" - also Reese Palley
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@toomuchstuffagain35 wrote:

dingo's kidneys? Haven't heard that particular one before.


I rather like it.  Couldn't deal with the cussing and lack of editing and paragraphs but the TLDR seems to boil down to common rants we've all read before.  Rants about things eBay isn't about to change and frankly couldn't care less about.  (since they couldn't care an amoeba's fart about sellers)  


She who dies with the most toys still dies; when's the estate sale?
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Oooo man you're not going to get far with that view ...

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You have two choices as I see it.

Continue to have Best Offer enabled and set parameters so that you only see the "acceptable"offers.

EBay sends a polite Message which you never see turning down offers that are lower than your minimum acceptable Offer.

Or move to Fixed Price/ Immediate Payment Required, which btw, does not work with Best Offer. It's one or the other. The item remains visible until someone pays.

 

I'm not good at "Wall'o'Text" posts so I didn't bother reading the whole thing.

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@toomuchstuffagain35 wrote:

dingo's kidneys? Haven't heard that particular one before.


Usually known as "fetid dingo's kidneys".

 

Unfortunately, this chain-rant is really nothing new, we've already heard it all, and many probably already agree.

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“I have a year, and who knows what might happen in that time. The king might die. The horse might die. I might die. And perhaps the horse will learn to sing.”

Hell is empty...the devils are all here.
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@toomuchstuffagain35 wrote:

Buyers suck and so does ebay and please join in because I don't want to rant alone.


Thank you!  LOL

Goodbye Stranger - Supertramp
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