Our operators are standing by...

[toomuchstuffagain35]

to take your orders.

But the phones aren't ringing.

This is sad.

[heckofagame]

Please offer them a chair. That sound cruel.

[chapeau-noir]

I never answer the phone if I can help it.

[hartungcards]

I think it's against eBay policy to take orders over the phone.

[toomuchstuffagain35]

This is what happens when folks are too literal.

You don't recognize the old timey as seen on tv spiel?

[heckofagame]

Note to self. Learn to spell sounds.

[mtgraves7984]

You don't recognize the old timey as seen on tv spiel?

@toomuchstuffagain35 

"But wait! There's more!" 📺