Dear eBay,
I loved you. It's been a great relationship up until the last few months.
Now I feel you're stuck in some sort of middle age crisis where you've forgotten who you are, and you yearn to be something you're not.
Youre electively killing off the thing that makes you ebay, unique diverse items. A place where if it can be found, it's on eBay.
Come back eBay. The world needs your uniqueness, not more of the same.
Signed with Love,
Kim