How about a little humor. Strange questions asked by customers.

[inhawaii]

I could go on and on but here are 2 of my most recent.

Quantity available on this item: 19.

Question: How much if i want to buy 50?

Answer: Sorry, i don't have 50. I only have 19. You're welcome to buy all 19.

Quantity available on this item: 1.

Question. How many of these come in a case?

Answer: 10 come in a case, but i only have 1 left. 

[stanleysoverstock]

We have had a few but none any better than these. This has been such a delight to read. I hope it continues. Thanks to everone for sharing.

[ifyouloveit]

"There's a listing right now for an EVIL CHEESE BALL. No kidding."

Awesome! Maybe they will sell it to the lady with the haunted dolls, after all, haunted dolls need to eat 🙂

[ifyouloveit]

"stanleysoverstock
We have had a few but none any better than these. This has been such a delight to read. I hope it continues. Thanks to everyone for sharing."

Agreed, share some more! I had a man offer me $2 on best offer and then a new message came in saying that $2 was a mistake and he meant to offer me $1. Serious 🙂

And they walk among us............

[trgib-2]

Do you take food stamps?"(this was for a heavy 14k gold chain)

"Can I buy it use the parts off it that I need to repair mine and send the rest back to you for a partial refund?" (Old Amiga 2000 computer)

"The shipping is too high. Can you meet me in Omaha?) (Costume jewelry lot, 10lbs, it would have cost me a hundred fifty in gas to meet them)

[odie200412]

Question: Does this jacket feel like wool

Answer: As stated in the Item Specifics and the Description it is made of Polyester, Rayon and Spandex and No it does not feel like wool.  There is no wool in the jacket.

Question:  Will you take $2 for this item including shipping, it is used and that is about all it is worth.

Answer: No thank you but thank you for your interest (yeah right)

Item sold 4 hours later for $40 plus shipping.

[smileytown18]

I just remembered the time I had a listing for new louboutin shoes, I started them at $250 and they went up.... I get an email after it sold and was shipped: There are no way that anyone paid that much for those shoes. Can I have them for $99?
It shows sold and for how much!!

[castlemagicmemories]

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@ifyouloveit wrote:
"There's a listing right now for an EVIL CHEESE BALL. No kidding."

Awesome! Maybe they will sell it to the lady with the haunted dolls, after all, haunted dolls need to eat 🙂

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You actually made me LOL!

Maybe the Cheese  Ball isn't evil, just misunderstood!

[castlemagicmemories]

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@ifyouloveit wrote:
"stanleysoverstock
We have had a few but none any better than these. This has been such a delight to read. I hope it continues. Thanks to everyone for sharing."

Agreed, share some more! I had a man offer me $2 on best offer and then a new message came in saying that $2 was a mistake and he meant to offer me $1. Serious 🙂

And they walk among us............

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$2 and he meant to offer you a dollar.  That is just...scary!

[castlemagicmemories]

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@trgib-2 wrote:
Do you take food stamps?"(this was for a heavy 14k gold chain)

"Can I buy it use the parts off it that I need to repair mine and send the rest back to you for a partial refund?" (Old Amiga 2000 computer)

"The shipping is too high. Can you meet me in Omaha?) (Costume jewelry lot, 10lbs, it would have cost me a hundred fifty in gas to meet them)

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Oh, my.  Sounds like you could write a book.  

[moondogblues]

These were hilarious...can't wait to share with hubby.

[ifyouloveit]

@ifyouloveit wrote:
"There's a listing right now for an EVIL CHEESE BALL. No kidding."

Awesome! Maybe they will sell it to the lady with the haunted dolls, after all, haunted dolls need to eat Smiley Happy

You actually made me LOL!

Maybe the Cheese Ball isn't evil, just misunderstood!

HA HA!! That would be a good title for a listing, ha ha, misunderstood item, leave at that, see what they do, ha ha! Thanks for the laugh, right back at yah!

[ifyouloveit]

$2 and he meant to offer you a dollar. That is just...scary!

Yep 🙂 For a brand new item BTW!! LOL!

[castlemagicmemories]

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@ifyouloveit wrote:
@ifyouloveitwrote:
"There's a listing right now for an EVIL CHEESE BALL. No kidding."

Awesome! Maybe they will sell it to the lady with the haunted dolls, after all, haunted dolls need to eat Smiley Happy

You actually made me LOL!

Maybe the Cheese Ball isn't evil, just misunderstood!

HA HA!! That would be a good title for a listing, ha ha, misunderstood item, leave at that, see what they do, ha ha! Thanks for the laugh, right back at yah!

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Thank you!  That was a strange looking cheese ball there.  The seller said he doesn't want it back.  Maybe it doesn't feel loved.

[castlemagicmemories]

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@ifyouloveit wrote:
$2 and he meant to offer you a dollar. That is just...scary!

Yep 🙂 For a brand new item BTW!! LOL!

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BBL!  Quickly!  Like yesterday!

[moo*cow*corner]

Didn't happen on this site, but a clone auction site run by a local fishwrap. We all used to meet every weekend on Sautrday mornings at 9 am in a huge parking lot to exchange loot.

My ad read Vintage Wooden Bread Box  BEWARE! CURSED!

I wrote in my auction that this bread box must be cursed, as the last several winning bidders had failed to show up to retrieve it. Or contact me to make arrangements.

If you bid, please be aware that some calamity may occur to prevent you from coming to the Saturday morning meetup. Could be anything from a suddenly faulty alarm clock to a true disaster. Only you can decide it the cheap price is worth the risk!

If it happens ONE MORE TIME, I may have to take the drastic measure of throwing into the backyard fire pit, in order to release the bad mojo and kill it with fire.

My inbox blew up with chuckles, and one apology from a deadbeat bidder. Several others hunted me down on Saturday morning offering to take it if the winner didn't show. The winning bid was in the neighborhood of $3.00-- LOL!

The ad worked like a charm (see what I did there?) and it did find a new home.

Great fun!