@maxine*j wrote:
@retro_entertainment_collectibles wrote:
... I plan on staying close to customers in Walmart waiting for a gaseous moment then doin' the pass out action tearing down a couple floor displays atop me. With the damages I've been thinking about maybe getting a golf-course. I've been practicing!
Oh, yeah, that's a plan. I had to give up the old throw-myself-onto-the-hood-of-the-car-and-pretend-I-was-hit wheeze quite awhile ago. Then I gave up the old slipped-on-the-wet-floor thing when I actually did slip and nearly broke my tailbone. But I think I could just about manage that, if I picked a floor display of something soft -- you know, bath towels or plush toys or the like. Thanks!
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Exactly! It's all about the emotional trauma these days. Could end up with one foot in mouth and toes in ears and get the med costs but the "Golf Course" is all within the trauma! So ya' have to like practice heavy on the controlled flop... It's not the injury, its the neurological impacts of seeing any plush toy causing major league anxiety... Brush up the bi-polar practicing and vomit on need not want be a really excellent accent!
Butt in all seriousnessness I cant imagine sitting in front of a judge trying to sue someone over a feedback comment. I mean, how does that video play out?
The only pictures that comes to my mind are that of a young judge daydreaming along the lines of, "I should have listened and just stayed a lawyer" to the older judge daydreaming with thoughts of, "Is it time to retire yet? It just can't come too soon!"
