I got the same email!!! Here are a few to add to your list:
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.
3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3 Penney Opera.