Sally?

[desaadorion]

[mrwoogieman]

I think I'll skip telling that one to my kids. My son told me this one last year, but he had it as three dumb theives. I heard it before as a dumb blonde joke.


Three girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were running from the cops. They hid on a farm. The brunette hid amongst the cows and when the cop yelled if anyone was in there she said "moo moo" and the cop walked away. The cops then went to the pig pen where the redhead was hiding and yelled is any one in there and the redhead said "oink oink" and the cop walked away. Then he went to the potato field where the blonde was hiding and asked if anyone was there and the blond said "potato potato".

[mrwoogieman]

B-)

[cocky_cpa]

Two babies are born in the same hospital on the same morning and spend the first couple of days of their lives in adjoining bassinets. 80 years pass and coincidentally, the same two folks find themselves on their deathbeds sharing a room in the same hospital.

One turns to the other and says "So, how was it?"

[mrwoogieman]

A married couple is having a rough patch and the wife seeks out some advice from her fried. The friend tells her to treat her husband to a nice romantic evening, make him a nice dinner and greet him at the door in nothing but an apron. The wife takes the advice and makes a nice dinner, greets her husband at the door in nothing but an apron and they have a pleasant evening. The next day the wife decides to do the same thing, she prepared a nice dinner and she's wearing nothing but an apron when her husband arrives home. She opens the door and he looks at her and says, "not meatloaf again!"

[jaydeebee]

There's something fishy going on on this here discussion board...and it's pretty stinky! Someone keeps getting threads pulled, plain old not even offensive threads like capt's Green Arrow/Hawkman thread. Methinks theres a stooly in the room!:O

[cocky_cpa]

Somebody just seemed to be bragging about it on the superhero love interest thread.

[jaydeebee]

What a dastardly pickle, that guy!

[mrwoogieman]

Oh, so this is where the secret communications are happening!

Bout time I found out some privileged info coming to the Sally thread for a week now..

[jaydeebee]

Don't tell you know whom or any other jerks about it!;-)

[mrwoogieman]

Let's all Rally 'round Sally!


er, wait, that sounds vaguely disgusting doesn't it? How about,

Be a pally, come visit "thread de Sally"!


Pretty gay, I agree. Oh wait, that's not politically correct to say anymore is it? How about,

"Sally's thread; where the down boys go! GO!"

Yeah, that's about as obscure a reference as anyone will ever make I think. Let's stick with that one!

[cocky_cpa]

A Warrant reference. Cool. 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' is a fine rockin' song. I don't care what anybody says.

[cocky_cpa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1iSbyaR9I

[mrwoogieman]

It's Tuesday, must be time for another patented non-sensical Sally thread slapdash post from yours truly!


What did the nun say to the priest who asked her why she always wore the same dress?

"It's a habit."









(booooo--hisssss)

[cocky_cpa]

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

8:00am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!

7:00pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe . . .

. . . for now . . .

[mrwoogieman]

Very funny, Cocky! My wife forwarded that email to me awhile back.


Hmmmm, another day, another appearance in Sally land. If only I made daily exercise such a regular occurrence in my life; I might have lost 10 lbs. by now!