Yay! Cocky CPA is in da hizzo! Or should I say, da sallo!
Guy walks into a bar with a dog and the bartender says, hey no dogs allowed in here. The man says, but this is a talking dog. Bartender says, ya sure, and slaps twenty dollars down on the bar and says, if that dog can talk both of you can stay and drinks are on me. The man says, you got a bet.
He turns to the dog and says what's the top of a house called? The dog says, "roof". The man says what's sandpaper feel like? The dog says, "ruff". The man says who's the greatest ballplayer of all time? The dog says, "ruth." The bartender throws them both out of the bar saying, sure a talking dog har har.
Out on the sidewalk, the dog turns to the man and says, "how about that, another Gehrig fan."
