The EBAY treasure hunt,
So eagerly awaited!
I research the clues,
How ARE they related?
It might be an anagram,
A pun or a rhyme.
My brain is exploding,
WAIT! A BIN for a dime!
This could be it!
I eagerly start clicking,
Only to have my computer,
Slow down to a trickling!
It’s been entertaining,
But I have an inkling,
My brain doesn’t process,
LATERAL THINKING!