John and Steve are in a race. John runs half the distance and walks half the distance. Steve runs half the time and walks half the time. Who finishes first?
Oh, easy easy riddle. They both stop and get attacked by the Ebay Treasure Hunters looking for "Mountain, Summer's Eve" while they run their track, because they are both holding Garth Brooks's new cd "Clampons done be good"
ohh, that's easy...Steve's a slack ass cause he only does things half way...the other half the time steve is piggy backing on John as john walks/runs half the remaining distance...then as they approach the finish line, they both decide to walk hand in hand across the finsh line
