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Thoughts for every occasion . . .

Share your favorite aphorisms with us . . .

 

  • a pithy observation that contains a general truth, such as, “if it ain't broke, don't fix it.”

Give credit where credit is due when you know the source.

 

One of my favorites . . .

 

"There is no present like the time."

 

That is a quote from "Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"


Be a spirit ~ not a ghost . . .


 ~ the first step to knowledge is not knowing . . .  Alice

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Billboard:

Don't text and drive

While you're reading this sign!

Everyone has options. Just be sure the best option is right for you.
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There is no angry way to say "Bubbles"!

 

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How much better life would be, if a liar's pants really did catch fire!
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

 

Erma Bombeck

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Life is not about how you survive the storm,

it's about how you dance in the rain.

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Life is too short to be serious all the time...

So if you can't laught at yourself...

Call me... I'll laugh at you.

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Smiley Very Happy

 

A true friend is one that thinks you are a good egg, even if you are half cracked!

How much better life would be, if a liar's pants really did catch fire!
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A skunk by any other name would smell as bad.

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Confucius say... stroking your ego, by giving yourself kudos

using your own multiple ID's should not be done in public.

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Confucius was a very smart man!

 

I like this one...which has happened to me ~ hope that isn't TMI! Smiley Tongue

 

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How much better life would be, if a liar's pants really did catch fire!
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The fish rots from the head.

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Somewhere out there, a village is missing their idiot.

Everyone has options. Just be sure the best option is right for you.
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Never play cards with a man called Doc.  Never eat at a place called Mom's.  Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.  (Nelson Algren)

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Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.

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