Alright all you rockers. Many of you are probably familiar with the song Piano Man by Billy Joel. This is a similar song called Shoe Man, which sounds almost identical. Well, almost. Please note that no shoes were harmed in the making of this eBay inspired song...
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
I was just about to turn in
When I happened to see a message to me
From a buyer whose name was Justin
It said "Son can you sell me a pair of shoes?
I'm not really sure of my size."
I sent them away but were returned the next day
Man, that was quite a surprise
La, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da da-dum
Sell me some shoes, you're the shoe man
Sell me some shoes tonight
Well, I'm in the mood for some Nikes, dude
I'm just hoping they won't be too tight
Now the listing it does accept returns
And the shipping, well it's always free
After they pay I ship the next day
A great practice, now don't you agree?
Sell me some shoes, you're the shoe man
Sell me some shoes tonight
Well, I'm in the mood for some Nikes, dude
I'm just hoping they fit me alright
This is not an endorsement for any brand name of shoes
Please drink responsibly while shopping online
Buyers are like a box of chocolates...
You never know who you'll get
