06-12-2010 02:11 PM
Solved! Go to Best Answer
06-17-2016 06:27 PM
You can try making up a word in a Scrabble game, but if it's challenged, you may lose your turn.
06-17-2016 07:08 PM
Losey, our turncoat-whacking Admiral with the Naval Special Warfare Command, lost his promotion to the Senate Oversight Committee over his treatment of whistle-blowers.
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06-18-2016 02:57 AM
Apparently beach doesn't know how to play the game. Beach will need to go back and read and see if she can fix it on up right.
06-18-2016 05:59 AM
@**beach** wrote:Apparently beach doesn't know how to play the game. Beach will need to go back and read and see if she can fix it on up right.
If she can fix it on "upright" the alien piano won't keep morphing between grand and spinet.
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(Paula - just use the last word (or more) to begin the next sentence.)
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06-18-2016 06:42 PM
Sentence him to life
That would be the kindest thing
said mother and dad
06-19-2016 08:30 AM
ing said mother and dad was a riot after they downed a couple gimlets on a warm Sunday afternoon.
06-19-2016 08:37 AM
After they'd owned a couple gimlets, on a warm Sunday afternoon, Mom and Dad bored holes in all their hoses, and made a sprinkler maze for the neighbourhood kids.
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06-19-2016 08:57 PM
06-20-2016 08:22 PM
[Are we in an alternate universe where rules are schmules?]
"Gross! My finity has an affinity for anonymity, but someone posted a pic of my tail on Facebook!" lamented the embarrassed Mermaid.
06-20-2016 09:42 PM
06-21-2016 08:31 AM
Ted the embarrassed Mermaid
Lived by the sea,
S/he frolicked in the spray and mist
Near bathroom number three....
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06-21-2016 08:50 AM - edited 06-21-2016 08:54 AM
Room number three was vacant so Ned stored Ted in the bath tub as they prepared for their appointment at Gentofte Hospital.
06-21-2016 04:45 PM
Ointment at Gentofte Hospital might be Danish Oil.
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06-22-2016 07:20 PM
Danish oil is vastly superior to motor oil in the treatment of mermaids.
06-22-2016 08:04 PM
Motor oil in the treatment of mermaids has been shown to increase the testosterone levels and hasten the transformation into a mere man.