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To Be Continued.....

Rules are simple. Post a complete sentence that starts with the last word of the post above you.

I'll start:

My oporum got infected and I had to go to the doctor.


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You can try making up a word in a Scrabble game, but if it's challenged, you may lose your turn. 

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Losey, our turncoat-whacking Admiral with the Naval Special Warfare Command, lost his promotion to the Senate Oversight Committee over his treatment of whistle-blowers.

 

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Apparently beach doesn't know how to play the game. Beach will need to go back and read and see if she can fix it on up right.

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@**beach** wrote:

Apparently beach doesn't know how to play the game. Beach will need to go back and read and see if she can fix it on up right.


 

If she can fix it on "upright" the alien piano won't keep morphing between grand and spinet.

 

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(Paula - just use the last word (or more) to begin the next sentence.)

 

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Sentence him to life

That would be the kindest thing

said mother and dad

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ing said mother and dad was a riot after they downed a couple gimlets on a warm Sunday afternoon.

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After they'd owned a couple gimlets, on a warm Sunday afternoon, Mom and Dad bored holes in all their hoses, and made a sprinkler maze for the neighbourhood kids.

 

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Quarters of the hour feels so vast (sometimes) that were it not For an Eternity- I fear me this Circumference Engross my Finity-
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[Are we in an alternate universe where rules are schmules?]

 

"Gross!  My finity has an affinity for anonymity, but someone posted a pic of my tail on Facebook!" lamented the embarrassed Mermaid.  

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schmule?  See the OP, if you are confused.
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Ted the embarrassed Mermaid

Lived by  the sea,

S/he frolicked in the spray and mist

Near bathroom number three....

 

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Room number three was vacant so Ned stored Ted in the bath tub as they prepared for their appointment at  Gentofte Hospital.

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Ointment at  Gentofte Hospital might be Danish Oil.

 

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Danish oil is vastly superior to motor oil in the treatment of mermaids.  

 

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Motor oil in the treatment of mermaids has been shown to increase the testosterone levels and hasten the transformation into a mere man.

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