eBay

sakic92710 · ‎09-26-2021

It's time for Weird Al to dedicate a spoof song for eBay. "Manic Monday" Just another "Pathetic Sunday." 😛 Even the market let me down today. A cool morning; expected lots of people to stop in! Dead! 😞 Good luck to us all.

nuclearomen · ‎09-26-2021

seeing as monday will be as pathetic as sunday, and every day after that, need new song to spoof it from.

The great truth is there isn't one
And it only gets worse since that conclusion...
...There is something about the rigid posture of a proper, authentic blind
As if extended arms reached to pass his blindness onto others.

eunster1313 · ‎09-26-2021

@sakic92710

eBay Song - Weird Al Yankovic Official Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWU64N2mi5o

eleanor*rigby · ‎09-27-2021

@nuclearomen wrote:
seeing as monday will be as pathetic as sunday, and every day after that, need new song to spoof it from.

nuclearomen · ‎09-27-2021

not sure how to spin those lyrics into a ebay spoof gig...but if weird al doing it sure could make it work somehow lol

The great truth is there isn't one
And it only gets worse since that conclusion...
...There is something about the rigid posture of a proper, authentic blind
As if extended arms reached to pass his blindness onto others.

vintage-camerastuff · ‎09-27-2021

My ebay song would be "CRYING" By Roy Orbison.

eleanor*rigby · ‎09-27-2021

@nuclearomen wrote:
not sure how to spin those lyrics into a ebay spoof gig...but if weird al doing it sure could make it work somehow lol

Oh, c'mon.

"Ooo, I need a sale, 'Bay,

Guess you know it's true.

Hope you need my fees, 'Bay,

And the GMV, too."

And then it would go on from there . . . 😂

whatmorefabric · ‎09-27-2021

I had my worst weekend ever on Etsy, about 1/4 of my normal sales.

Amazon was down by half.

This is not an ebay problem.

nuclearomen · ‎09-27-2021

weekends are normally when get most orders for the week. Every weekend has decreased in sales on ebay for about 3-4 weeks now...this weekend was the worst yet - 2 sale - and then one this morning... hope thing pick up some this week...we'll see.

The great truth is there isn't one
And it only gets worse since that conclusion...
...There is something about the rigid posture of a proper, authentic blind
As if extended arms reached to pass his blindness onto others.

eleanor*rigby · ‎09-27-2021

@whatmorefabric wrote:
I had my worst weekend ever on Etsy, about 1/4 of my normal sales.
Amazon was down by half.

This is not an ebay problem.

So . . .

"Not an eBay problem,

Happenin' on Etsy, too,

Amazon sales are bad, 'Bay,

Not as bad as you."

Something along that line?

stuff4divas · ‎09-27-2021

The Beatles>

When 'eBay' was young, so much younger than today

I never needed 'eBay's' help 'back in the day'

But now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured
now I find I've changed my mind and opened up 'other' doors

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, ooh