Though most of us will not be burning a Wicker Man tonight, I wanted to wish everyone a Festive Beltane, or a Happy May Day or a Sweet May Basket Day
In other words, Happy May 1st
remember that ad - where's the beef? or how about that one where the guy is covered with cobwebs and he says - any day now...
these would great slogans for the USPS.
or how about this one -
USPS - Don't Know, Don't Care (TM)
or how about a new one for eBay -
Fingers Crossed! (TM)