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Roses are Red Violets are Blue........

If eBay were any better I wouldn't know what to do!

 

 

Please continue with your own Anecdote

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue........

Roses are red.

That much is true.

But violets are purple, not freakin' blue.

If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique.

-- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #80
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue........

Asked faster shipping

Prepackaged to give a quote

Buyer not come back

If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique.

-- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #80
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue........

If sellers paid attention to advice

They'd have something to do!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue........

Roses are red,

Violets are enough,

To get better sales,

List better stuff.

 

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue........

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I got scammed

And so will you

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