Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I need to hit the bar!
Up above the world so high, why do I see packing tape within my eyes?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder pay gas for the car!
When the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light, I’ve just enough for a beer alright!
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, this Taco Bell's gonna make me barf!
You travel the dark night, thank you for your spark so white!
I cannot not see which way to go, my GPS has no signal ya know?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, word has it extraterrestrials are now in charge!
In the dark blue sky you keep, when often through my curtains peep.
For you never shut your eye, till' the sun is in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, bar is closed due to new tar!
As your bright and tiny spark, lights the traveler in the dark.
Though I know not what you are, cannot you not send a beer from afar?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, I’d sell you on eBay but shippings too hard.
