Saturday Lights (off) - post your pix for the Ugly Stick Victim auctions here!

[evelyb30]

Pictures of your sillies, or the ugly stick beating death victims.  Things that should never have seen the light of day, or any light at all.  Things that make you wonder why someone bothered.  Has it become even worse with age?  Did the Fairy of Misfortune give it a christening gift?  Post its picture here!

Even if you're not in the contest, whose prize is bragging (or cringeing) rights, if you've got a plug-ugly piece that's not jewelry this is where it goes.

I'll start off with my candidate - if you think it's bad in the pictures, it's worse in person:

The thing looks distinctly like some surgical photos I've seen of noncancerous growths.(LOL)  With warts. It's the right color too. Technically it's pretty good but ... dang.

[retro-charm]

Oh, my...LOL...is it churning and gurgling? 

[arlene_v]

Here's my ugly. LOL, I have to wonder about this one .... I've tried to sell this numerous times, and maybe this is the *right* venue. It didn't sell for three months at my booth at the Antiques/Collectibles Store (priced at $10) nor at my garage sale a while back for .50c.

A real winner!!!!

[lemarcheaupuces]

compared the thing above, he's cute.

i would have bought it for 50 cents, even for more...

[retro-charm]

Yucky....Is that a wall plaque, Arlene?

Looks evil too.

I had an ugly koi fish which I moved from spot to spot but I can't find it.

Probably found its way to the garbage can.

[arlene_v]

LOL. He is a crazy looking.  Not a wall plaque, Tex, maybe a pin holder? Possibly an ashtray? Who knows, another one of its "assets". 

[retro-charm]

or maybe for a pot/pan scrubbie or sponge.

LOL, or maybe a mouse holder.

[mforjan]

OK, I went over my whole house and I can't find anything to list so I can join in the fun  I guess I will just be a spectator!

[retro-charm]

Marie,

Ya, I know....Where the heck are all those things everyone was saying "Ick" to?

[old.crows.nest]

Yup that is one ugly organ(ic) looking Vase 😉

I really have to say I am very disappointed to not be able to bid on Arlene's Folkart Faces  😞 

That Fantasy Cat Scrunchie /Scrubber holder is not just ugly though it is scary

I also cannot play but here are some uglies that I have that might give people ideas?

Mris Ugly

1st Runner up:

2nd Runner up:

[jayceerichjr]

OK.  I am gonna part with my garden Gothic "PEEK A BOO" GARGOYLE , he is a protector gargoyle and Ive had him since I moved here but feel I can part with him now.  He has pionted ears, long pointed tail, wings and you can see his ribs and backbone Carolyn

[evelyb30]

Don't blink! (obligatory Dr Who reference)

[retro-charm]

Tsk! Tsk! Carolyn, how could you part with that lovely!!!

[dream*peddler]

Just got in from work and I see the games are about to begin!  Ev, your vase looks like a spittoon for Jeffrey Dahmer .  Good choice!  Carolyn, your gargoyle looks like Gollum's winged brother.  He's scary and cute at the same time.  LOL!  Arlene, your big mouth kitteh looks like my two when they're waiting to be fed.    I'm sticking with my Rasta people since I've already scheduled the auction.  Ya, mon .  I wish everyone good luck and good laughs! 

[jayceerichjr]

That is so cool Dream!  I'm putting in this silly one