Complaint Department will be open until the top of the hour. all and any complaints will be dealt with immediately.. any complaints?

[attorney_barnabus_collins]

I don't have all night people, lets get a move on. jonnye Your out of here. NEXT!

[im_invisible]

C: I am feeling a bit down today..and noone is around to cheer me up on the mb..*pout*

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If you cant get someone off your mind they are probably supposed to be there..

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to.

[attorney_barnabas_collins]

C:
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to.

Dumb is giving them another chance after destruction #52.

Does make an interesting episode of "COPS" though.
If you can't find a lawyer who knows the law, find one who knows the judge.

[ebaby*]

C: Ouch.....Inu.

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW...what a ride!

[oovygra]

C: There is never enough time in the day. Can I write my congressman about this?

[inu*]

They're putting all that time from Daylight Savings in a trust fund for you.

[attorney_barnabas_collins]

Complaint:

Sometimes when you get an invalid retraction on your auctions, you investigate a little closer and decide it could have been worse..they could have WON.

Take the case of "Roger". Roger retracted his bid 8 minutes after placing it with the reason "unable to contact seller", so I looked at his feedback..2 recent NPB's and 3 recent retractions.

And he really didn't pay much attention in grammar school. His response to a NEG for non payment,"you weare e-mial for or 5 times and thanks you belon to them and can say anthang"


Gads. Welcome to my BBL Roger.
You know you need a new Attorney when he asks you "Now, the Judge is the dude with the little hammer, right?"

[*cake*]

C: I'm sick of my doing my floors....I'm taking the easy way out and having a new parquet floor put in *snort* so much for do it yourself!

It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian.

[running*with*scissors]

I told ya so..

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time...

[grape*crush]

{{Cake}}

I was impressed when you said you were doing your floors. I wouldn't ever think of doing them - I don't have strong enough arm muscles!!

[*cake*]

I'm sick of waiting for the guy who said he would fix the damaged spots! I know my job isn't that important to him...but I was going to pay him 😛

Oh well, I'm hoping to get the new floors in this weekend. That I am doing with some help Home Depot....gotta love em!

It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian.

[snipe_to_win]

Complaint: I wish I could have helped.

This weeks's STW/NASCAR Odd-Cents^® amount is... $0.03

[*cake*]

non-C: Yeah me too {{{stw}}} I could have brought you lemonade, while I was wearing my daisy dukes!

You would have your shirt off, cut off jeans a little sweat on your brow....


oooohhhh yyyeeeaaahhhh! I can see it now :)

It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian.

[snipe_to_win]

I was being serious, but...

I like the way you think!

This weeks's STW/NASCAR Odd-Cents^® amount is... $0.03

[*cake*]

< wink wink >

Well thanks anyway!

:)

It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian.

[beadhappys]

Complaint: Does this say shop here to you?