This disclaimer made me laugh.

[mczark]

Disclaimer

The item may or may not be what is pictured.The item may or may not be the size listed.The item may or may not have missing parts function.The item may or may not be the color you think it is.The item may or may not arrive damaged from shipping.Buyer assumes all responsibility and by purchasing this item agrees that the item is as described.

And yes, this was from a real listing.

[rhma54]

😂🤣 Yeah, that won't protect them from an INAD

[Anonymous]

Sounds like a seller that has given up all hope.

[silverstatetreasureboxes]

@mczark. 😆 LOL! Ahhhh that fellas been burn before ya think? Thanks for sharing that laugh.

[ed8108]

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@mczark wrote:

Disclaimer

Buyer assumes all responsibility and by purchasing this item agrees that the item is as described.

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Very creative but unenforceable,

Ebay's money back guarantee  controls.

[hurryagain]

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@mczark wrote:

Disclaimer

The item may or may not be what is pictured.The item may or may not be the size listed.The item may or may not have missing parts function.The item may or may not be the color you think it is.The item may or may not arrive damaged from shipping.Buyer assumes all responsibility and by purchasing this item agrees that the item is as described.

And yes, this was from a real listing.

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They forgot to add The item may or may not be real or a figment of your imagination.

...I mean...if they are going to use such a disclaimer, they might as well put everything in there - LOL! 

[jonathankirkland]

You may or may not ever receive your item. I may or may not be outside your home right now. I may or may not watch you while you sleep, just inches from your face, staring menacingly at you with a black ski mask on.

[whattheactualfox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Next they'll add

You may or may not open an INAD. I can't decide.

[annadryl]

The buyer may or may not (they won't) like what they receive.

The buyer may or may not (they will) get a refund.

[downunder-61]

also add........

Tell you what, I will just send it to you free of charge and cut out the middle man

[hurryagain]

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@downunder-61 wrote:

also add........

Tell you what, I will just send it to you free of charge and cut out the middle man

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Hey - I'll pay you to take this off my hands!!!  LMAO! 

[chapeau-noir]

This item may or may not exist.

It may, like Schrodinger's cat, be dead or alive.  But you'll never know until you open the box.

Which may or may not be delivered.

[divwido]

Well, I think they covered all the bases, but i wouldn't buy.

[downunder-61]

Keep up, we are paying you to take it now LOL

[chapeau-noir]

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@divwido wrote:

Well, I think they covered all the bases, but i wouldn't buy.

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Or, perhaps you would.