SENDING eBay My DOCTOR'S NOTE.......

[getitright1234]

SENDING eBay My DOCTOR'S NOTE.......

Feb. 07, 2020

Dear Mr./Miss/Ms./Mrs. eBay

Ms. Getitright123 has been a patient of ours for the last 10 years and for the last 24 months we have noticed a decline in her health and overall happiness.  It has been brought to our attention,  you are a contributing factor to her overall health and happiness.  Please find enclosed in this letter, a prescription of what Ms. Getitright123 needs from you to get her moving in the right direction:

1.  10-20 sales each day!

2.  Sales at a minimum of $200 each day

3.  No returns............and

4.  No unnecessary changes to your system

We plan to have Ms. Getitright123 do a follow up in our office in the next 6 months to review her progress.  Thank you inadvance for been a conscenious partner in getting Ms. Getitright123 back on track.

PS, please apply this prescription to her actual selling account.  

Sincerely, 

Doctor Carealot

[evry1nositswindy]

Fun! Write one for me too!!

[coolections]

Unfortunately Ebay doesn't have employee sellers as sellers here just pay to advertise on the Ebay site. If you want to move and work in California they may have openings but not sure. No doctors note needed as Ebay is not responsible for the health of individual sellers. Suggest seeing a doctor if you have emotional and health issues.

[getitright1234]

No healthy Sellers equal no Buyers.  

[ed8108]

EBay needs to realize that

Dysfunctional buyers & sellers are not good for a healthy eBay.

[div_style]

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@ed8108 wrote:

EBay needs to realize that

Dysfunctional buyers & sellers are not good for a healthy eBay.

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And that dysfunctional buyers & sellers are a result of buying and selling on eBay.

[chapeau-noir]

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@getitright1234 wrote:

SENDING eBay My DOCTOR'S NOTE.......

Feb. 07, 2020

Dear Mr./Miss/Ms./Mrs. eBay

Ms. Getitright123 has been a patient of ours for the last 10 years and for the last 24 months we have noticed a decline in her health and overall happiness.  It has been brought to our attention,  you are a contributing factor to her overall health and happiness.  Please find enclosed in this letter, a prescription of what Ms. Getitright123 needs from you to get her moving in the right direction:

1.  10-20 sales each day!

2.  Sales at a minimum of $200 each day

3.  No returns............and

4.  No unnecessary changes to your system

We plan to have Ms. Getitright123 do a follow up in our office in the next 6 months to review her progress.  Thank you inadvance for been a conscenious partner in getting Ms. Getitright123 back on track.

PS, please apply this prescription to her actual selling account.  

Sincerely, 

Doctor Carealot

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I'll take TWO sales a day at $200 minimum, with a full glass of water.

[valuestore]

Make it 225/day to cover cost increases such as the new promotional fees. 

[2015mhfashions]

" as sellers here just pay "

CORRECT

[getitright1234]

 Quote:

"Unfortunately Ebay doesn't have employee sellers as sellers here just pay to advertise on the Ebay site. If you want to move and work in California they may have openings but not sure. No doctors note needed as Ebay is not responsible for the health of individual sellers. Suggest seeing a doctor if you have emotional and health issues."

REPLY:

You do realize the Sellers own the product, and buyers are here to buy the product.  No product and the buyers will go away and there would be no need for a platform to advertise anything. 

It is a bad attitude to be to believe a platform should not be vested in the health of its Sellers.  If a platform is not vested in its Sellers, yes not employees, there would be no employees.  

[upgradedendmills]

Someone needs to tell you the truth. You are terminal and they can't help you.  They are more like a blood bank that only takes donations and never disburses any except to an elite group that doesn't really need it.  

[getitright1234]

Is it that can't or won't.  

This post was designed to be fun and upbeat, its ashame when some decide to attempt to make it negative. 

PS: It is in bad taste to reference anyone as in a "terminal" condition.

[pburn]

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@getitright1234 wrote:

This post was designed to be fun and upbeat, its ashame when some decide to attempt to make it negative. 

PS: It is in bad taste to reference anyone as in a "terminal" condition.

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Your original post was supposed to be humorous sarcasm, wasn't it? So was @upgradedendmills' post. I'm surprised you're not able to recognize in other posts what you've expected people to find amusing in yours.

Perhaps his/her post is too subtle. Read it again with the same mindset you used to create your original post, and I think you may be able to understand that it was not "negative." It was a post agreeing with your premise.

[upgradedendmills]

You completely misread the wording and intent of my reply.  

[upgradedendmills]

My last two Rx's were filled with GTC & MP, didn't help at all, so I went a different route and got a lobotomy, don't know if I feel any better, but don't really care about sales anymore.