Paraprosdokians

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Know what those are? It is wordplay where a "straight" line is followed by another humorous or dramatic line that is unexpected. Here are a couple.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Stay tuned for more to come........

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A will is a dead giveaway.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

I'm reading a book about antigravity.

I just can't put it down.

I tried to catch some fog.

I missed.

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And now for the last of my list:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Those who get too big for their britches,

Will be exposed in the end.