Pete,
Come on down to NC. We gots a special place out on the outer banks that is named Canadian Hole... Guess you fellers like it alot, cause there's always a bunch of out of country plates. The wind blows kinda steady on the outer banks, and as long as it is blowing in off the ocean, the little black beasts can't get close to you. You could continue your island life, and maybe even find another Ford dealer just like the one up there.
Dave, I thought y'all had real toilets in Canada. There used to be a big black market for the old inefficient toilets that would evacuate the bowl with one 4 ltr flush, as opposed to the water efficient toilets that take three or four 1.5 ltr flushes... Ain't progress grand.
Kevin