Several things will happen. First the bots will detect the 4,000 feedbacks, suspend your account, put your funds on hold and require you to submit receipts for all the items you have purchased and sold.
Secondly one of the smoldering mounds in the ring of fire will violently erupt for an extended period of time and Hawaii will gain a new island.
Now that you have reached the milestone, do you feel like Cal Ripken Jr? Wayne Gretzky? Joe Schmoe? Going to Disney World? Or McDonald's? Did you write in your journal about the emotional impact? Trump might call & congratulate you. "4,000. It's a really YUGE number. Maybe the biggest number. My crowds were bigger than that but it's still a great number. My eBay number was 345,000. Nobody sold on eBay like I did. I started eBay along with Don Shula & Robert Downey Jr. They were silent partners. You see Robert now. So smart! Almost as smart as me. Building those metal suits. He got the idea from me. No one thought of metal suits before I did."
How will my life change when I hit 4000 feedback? 😉
You will realize how much slower that last 1000 feedback came than the previous one and rethink everything you have been doing for many years - You'll begin to focus on the flaws of the site and decide to run for election to become a board member to affect change - But you dont win because they would never allow for the election of a board member who was once a seller who might harbor sympathies for customers - There will be recounts due to evidence of malfeasance, but you'll lose in lower court challenges, prompting an attempt at a hostile takeover, but it doesn't work since most of your assault force are geriatric and convalescent - Eventually you'll sigh and decide to go back to sellin...I mean posting, and once again take the throne of top poster on the forums... You'll allow yourself a satisfied chuckle and another sigh as you move to the next post to aim another shotgun sentence with your trademark sarcastic, yet quippish spin.
Have you started to put your '4,000 celebration sneakers' in production yet? 4000 pairs at $269.99 each. Start your listings now & pre-sell for Christmas.
My life & my eBay went to **** before I even got to 3988 so, I cannot say anything about some life altering magic happening when 4,000 ringing endorsements knocks you out of your chair. lol
Well, I heard hitting 4k feedback will get you to heaven, no matter what your sins are but unfortunately a friend of mine died and because he was unable to ship, they gave him a negative that brought it down to 3999, now we are not sure if he will make it.
You'll feel overjoyed and dump a bucket of pineapple juice over your head, then you'll be filled with sticky regret.
You'll remember you sold over 15k items, so the 4k feedback will make you angry.
You'll make a t-shirt so you can brag to everyone you meet - oh wait, that doesn't happen until you hit 5k and your FB star turns green. You still have a red light at 4K.
You'll think about FB numbers dwindling over time and how FB is becoming more rare, and you'll throw a luau to celebrate the milestone.
Wait, I got it @inhawaii . You'll come here and complain there's a tech error and eBay has it out for you because (using current numbers) your FB page says 4,475 FB received but the number next to your name is only 3,988. That must be the reason eBay is hiding your listings.
You'll feel overjoyed and dump a bucket of pineapple juice over your head, then you'll be filled with sticky regret.
You'll remember you sold over 15k items, so the 4k feedback will make you angry.
You'll make a t-shirt so you can brag to everyone you meet - oh wait, that doesn't happen until you hit 5k and your FB star turns green. You still have a red light at 4K.
You'll think about FB numbers dwindling over time and how FB is becoming more rare, and you'll throw a luau to celebrate the milestone.
And he'll invite Todd Rundgren as Musical Director, since he lives in the islands & he'll invite all of us to celebrate with himðŸ¾
I recently had 5555 for a day & I must admit it made me smile a few times. Not nearly as much as I'm going to enjoy 6666 though 🤘
Hmm, probably like mine did, lots of traveling and sailing, enjoying foreign cuisines, and hopping from one island to the next. I actually made a custom pillow that says, " I am over 4k", never slept better since.
bennotbill
·2 years agoOther than someone saying congratulations on reaching 4000, not a lot.
fbusoni
·2 years agoNo good deed goes unpunished.
melmurdock
·2 years agoLike an old school clock that ticks 3:00pm only to revert to 2:59 you will stay in ebay 3,999 purgatory forever lol. Congratulations!
johnrj1226
·2 years agoMaybe you will get an "Atta person" to be totally politically correct. or be asked to do this...
714ricki
·2 years agoYou will receive 4000 leis via Ground Advantage from the Mainland! 😎✌ï¸ðŸ˜ðŸ™
dbfolks166mt
·2 years agoSeveral things will happen. First the bots will detect the 4,000 feedbacks, suspend your account, put your funds on hold and require you to submit receipts for all the items you have purchased and sold.
Secondly one of the smoldering mounds in the ring of fire will violently erupt for an extended period of time and Hawaii will gain a new island.
marnotom!
·2 years agoIt will change 800 times more than my life changed when I hit 5 feedback on this ID.
sakic92710
·2 years agoNow that you have reached the milestone, do you feel like Cal Ripken Jr? Wayne Gretzky? Joe Schmoe? Going to Disney World? Or McDonald's? Did you write in your journal about the emotional impact? Trump might call & congratulate you. "4,000. It's a really YUGE number. Maybe the biggest number. My crowds were bigger than that but it's still a great number. My eBay number was 345,000. Nobody sold on eBay like I did. I started eBay along with Don Shula & Robert Downey Jr. They were silent partners. You see Robert now. So smart! Almost as smart as me. Building those metal suits. He got the idea from me. No one thought of metal suits before I did."
isaiah53-57
·2 years agoYou will realize how much slower that last 1000 feedback came than the previous one and rethink everything you have been doing for many years - You'll begin to focus on the flaws of the site and decide to run for election to become a board member to affect change - But you dont win because they would never allow for the election of a board member who was once a seller who might harbor sympathies for customers - There will be recounts due to evidence of malfeasance, but you'll lose in lower court challenges, prompting an attempt at a hostile takeover, but it doesn't work since most of your assault force are geriatric and convalescent - Eventually you'll sigh and decide to go back to sellin...I mean posting, and once again take the throne of top poster on the forums... You'll allow yourself a satisfied chuckle and another sigh as you move to the next post to aim another shotgun sentence with your trademark sarcastic, yet quippish spin.
Then you'll wake up from your nap...
sakic92710
·2 years agoHave you started to put your '4,000 celebration sneakers' in production yet? 4000 pairs at $269.99 each. Start your listings now & pre-sell for Christmas.
vintagecraze50
·2 years agoYOU WILL BE AWARDED free FVF’S for 7 months.
vintagecraze50
·2 years agoActually that would be a great incentive for sellers who achieve certain goals on here. Even a slight DEcrease in FVF’S
sakic92710
·2 years agoYou only need 12 positives to get there so, that equals 75 sales. lol
stainlessenginecovers
·2 years agoNot sure how it will affect you, but this is what happened to me.
I got a new wife half my age.
A tripped over a box in my morning walk and there was $340,294 in it.
I then bought a 1967 Corvette, a 1966 Chevelle and paid off my house.
My sales tripled the following week.
and then I woke up.....
dirk12955
·2 years agoWhen I hit 4,000 ebay took me out for a nice sea food dinner.
Never called me or anything after. Totally
cheapens the relationship and left me unable to
make new listings for several days.
kensgiftshop
·2 years agoDon't you hate it when that happens.
vintagecraze50
·2 years agoT
That was very entertaining.
chapeau-noir
·2 years agoDid you tell your current wife that dream? 😶â€ðŸŒ«ï¸
12345jamesstamps
·2 years agoThose sellers who only have 3999 will be jealous of you...that is if you can actually do it before the end of the year.
a_c_green
·2 years agoPreferred seating at restaurants and sporting events, and a 30% increase in gas mileage. (Highway est.)
sakic92710
·2 years agoMy life & my eBay went to **** before I even got to 3988 so, I cannot say anything about some life altering magic happening when 4,000 ringing endorsements knocks you out of your chair. lol
ten_o_nine
·2 years agoWell, I heard hitting 4k feedback will get you to heaven, no matter what your sins are but unfortunately a friend of mine died and because he was unable to ship, they gave him a negative that brought it down to 3999, now we are not sure if he will make it.
bonjourami
·2 years agoYou'll probably come in here too, asking where your listings have been hiding.
inhawaii
OP2 years ago... and why nobody is buying my "desirable" items.
bonjourami
·2 years agoYes, its always puzzled me too when I look at those 'desirable items' that nobody is buying. Go figure.
wastingtime101
·2 years agoWe're supposed to give absurd answers, right?
You'll feel overjoyed and dump a bucket of pineapple juice over your head, then you'll be filled with sticky regret.
You'll remember you sold over 15k items, so the 4k feedback will make you angry.
You'll make a t-shirt so you can brag to everyone you meet - oh wait, that doesn't happen until you hit 5k and your FB star turns green. You still have a red light at 4K.
You'll think about FB numbers dwindling over time and how FB is becoming more rare, and you'll throw a luau to celebrate the milestone.
inhawaii
OP2 years agoLOL
wastingtime101
·2 years agoWait, I got it @inhawaii . You'll come here and complain there's a tech error and eBay has it out for you because (using current numbers) your FB page says 4,475 FB received but the number next to your name is only 3,988. That must be the reason eBay is hiding your listings.
Did I get it right? Do I win a prize?
simply-the-best-for-you
·2 years agoAnd he'll invite Todd Rundgren as Musical Director, since he lives in the islands & he'll invite all of us to celebrate with himðŸ¾
I recently had 5555 for a day & I must admit it made me smile a few times. Not nearly as much as I'm going to enjoy 6666 though 🤘
dbfolks166mt
·2 years agoWe're supposed to give absurd answers, right?
For @inhawaii that would seem appropriate.
ten_o_nine
·2 years agoHmm, probably like mine did, lots of traveling and sailing, enjoying foreign cuisines, and hopping from one island to the next. I actually made a custom pillow that says, " I am over 4k", never slept better since.
dhbookds
·2 years agoYou will be struck dumb and be unable to post.........
powell-collectibles
·2 years agoWho said that 4,000 is guaranteed? You haven’t heard of extreme throttling?